"It's On the House." V.over9000

[Coffee Vampire]

"It's On the House." V.over9000 62 cards, 2 sideboard 4 {Forbidden Orchard} 6 {Swamp} 2 {Dragonskull Summit} 3 {Drowned Catacomb} 4 {Plains} 1 {Clifftop Retreat} 2 {Glacial Fortress} 1 {Island} 23 lands 4 {Phantasmal Image} 4 {Suture Priest} 4 {Blood Seeker} 2 {Blood Artist} 4 {Auriok Champion} 3 {Silent Arbiter} 4 {Varchild's War-Riders} 4 {Hunted Phantasm} 29 creatures 3 {Engineered Plague} 1 {Alliance of Arms} 2 {Mercy Killing} 2 {Killing Wave} 8 other spells Sideboard 2 {Mercy Killing} 2 sideboard cards

[Coffee Vampire]

Lately, I discovered the soul sisters. I thought, "wow, these ladys will do fine in my deck that gives opponents creatures! Duh!" I put all of them in. And I do mean ALL of them.

{Soul's Attendant}
{Soul Warden}
{Essence Warden}
{Auriok Champion}

...All x4. It worked, but it became a life-gain deck. This made me mad, because that's NOT what "On the House" is supposed to be. It is supposed to be a quick-takedown deck that is also fun to play.

So here it is. My current version. It has sample-drawn well, with surprisingly few mana screws considering it is 4 colors. I plan to buy the few cards I need so I can play with it in real life!

My dream would be to foil this deck and also get foil shock lands plus fetch lands to make this deck super fast and shiney.

I am still wondering about a sideboard. Considering {Balance}. please gimee some feedback, be it positive, negative, or trololololing (but hopefully helpful). Thanks.

p.s. No, I will never stop posting versions of this deck. Sorry.

[Dstyle1]

Well balance is banned in legacy if it matters.

And I have a foil essence warden if your interested.

[Coffee Vampire]

Hey you are right! Thanks for pointing that out. So I guess no balance. It would be restricted anyways even in vintage.

Got any sideboard suggestions so this deck could adapt to different situations?

[ChrisRodriguez]

Since its got black how about {perish}? {tormod's crypt} is also a good card; if not that then {leyline of the void}.

[Coffee Vampire]

Ooo luvin parish!!! Thanks a ton.