Coffee vs. Kuberr

[Coffee Vampire]

Looking for a wall game opponent. I'm testing my standard deck. Feel free to use whatever you wish.

I rolled a 13 out of 20.

[Kuberr]

Let's go homie. I rolle 17.

I'll play!

[Kuberr]

Play mountain
Play {Vexing Devil}
Your response?

Pass when you choose.

20/5

[Coffee Vampire]

Mulligan.
Take 4.
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Draw
Play {Razorverge Thicket}
play {Birds of Paradise}
pass
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16/5

[Kuberr]

Untap,
Draw
Play mountain
Pay {R} to {Shock} your birds.
Pay {R} to {Shock} you.

Go.

20/3

[Coffee Vampire]

Untap draw
Place plains
Go ahead
14/5

[Kuberr]

Untap
Draw
Tap {R}{R} to play {Falkenrath Exterminator}

End turn.
20/3

[Coffee Vampire]

Damn this is going bad.
Play {Avacyn's Pilgrim}
pass!
14/5

[Kuberr]

Untap
Draw
Play mountain
Attack with the exterminator.

Main phase two when you declare blockers or take the damage.

[Coffee Vampire]

Damn I have no choice...I must block with the pilgrim!

[Kuberr]

Main phase two.
Tap three {R} for {Brimstone Volley} for its morbid.

So 5 to you.

End turn.
20/2

[Coffee Vampire]

Concede. This is going nowhere.

...and after looking at my next 7 draws I would have 2 mana at my disposal for SEVEN TURNS! Lol rematch?

[Kuberr]

Sure. You can play first.

[Coffee Vampire]

Wow muligan again. F my life!
But anyways, play a razorverge and pass.
20/5

[Kuberr]

I'm going to have to sideboard against you.