Silent vs. Coffee

[Silent1236]

Alright, sorry about that.  Knock out the Warden with my Highborn.
Take 3
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Draw
Play a swamp
Swing for 4 with the Highborn
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16/4
Pass

[Coffee Vampire]

Your highborn was tapped from attacking so you can't block with it!
I take 4. I am at 25.
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Untap draw.
Play a swamp.
Tap swamp and plains for BW
Cast {Blood Seeker}. I gain 5. At 30.
Swing with all 5 life gainers.
Pass.
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30/2

[Silent1236]

Huh.  So it was.  Sorry about that!!
At the beginning of your end step, I'm gonna tap 3 {B} for {Dismember} and knock out the Seeker
take 5
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Untap
Draw
hmmmmm.....
Tap 2 Swamps for {Bloodghast}
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8/3
Pass

[Coffee Vampire]

I gain 5 life from your Bloodghast entering the battlefield. at 35.
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Untap draw.
Tap a Plains for W.
Cast {Alliance of Arms}.
In response to that, tap a Swamp for B and cast {Dark Ritual}. Then I tap my remaining Plains for W.
I have WBBB floating, so I pay 4 for {Alliance of Arms}. I am assuming you pay no mana, so we both get 4 1/1 soldiers.
That is a total of 8 soldiers entering the battlefield, so I gain 40 life (3 soul's attendants and 2 Soul Wardens). At 75 life.
Pass.
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75/1

[Silent1236]

D:
Untap draw
Tap 2 swamps to {Go for the Throat} one of your life dorks (your pick for my almost accidental cheating
Swing for 8 with Bloodghast and 4 soldiers
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8/3
Pass

[Coffee Vampire]

I pick a {Soul's Attendant} to die because {Soul Warden}s are hotter!
I take 8 damage. Down to 68.
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Untap draw.
Pass.
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68/2

[Silent1236]

lmao good enough reason!
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Untap
Draw
Tap all 3 Swamps for a kicked {Gatekeeper of Malakir}
Sac something
Swing for another 8 with the same as last turn
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8/3

[Coffee Vampire]

In response to you casting gatekeeper (not him entering the battlefield), I tap 2 plains and a swamp and cast {Mercy Killing}, targeting your Kalistria Highborn. She is a 4/4, so she turns into 4 1/1s. I gain 16 life because all 4 of my life dorks are still out (Mercy Killing resolves before Gatekeeper). At 84 life.
Now I let Gatekeeper resolve. I sacrifice {Soul's Attendant}.
I take the 8 damage. At 76.
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Untap draw.
Place a Swamp.
Pass.
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76/1

[Millionlittlee]

You should gain when the creature that is making you sca enters

[Silent1236]

Untap
draw
Tap 3 for another kicked Gatekeeper
Swing for 12 with the Bloodghast and all 8 of my tokens
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8/3
Pass

[Coffee Vampire]

Oh s---!!!!!!!

Thanks Million, nice catch. Unfortunately for me, the text of my life dorks says "you MAY gain 1 life." ...So I missed the trigger. Oh well. :p

[Millionlittlee]

I see everything

[Millionlittlee]

Coffee I feel like if we played a game it would never end

Life gain vs life gain

[Coffee Vampire]

You only have 4 tokens. We both have 4. For {Alliance of Arms}, I paid 4 mana. So both of us got 4 creatures. But my life dorks see all of them enter and I gain life for each one. That's why I gained 40.
But still, your Bloodghast is a 4/3 and you have 4 tokens...so it's still 8 damage haha.
I gain 3 life from your malakir entering. I am at 79. I sac my last {Soul's Attendant}.
I block 1 token, taking 3 from the rest. I block your 4/3 bloodghast with my other 3 tokens, killing him and my tokens. I take a total of 3 damage. At 76.
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Untap Draw.
Pass.
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76/2

[Coffee Vampire]

Coffee I feel like if we played a game it would never end

Life gain vs life gain

I would win because I have lifegain as well as {Curse of Deaths Hold}, {Killing Wave}, {Blood Artist}, {Blood Seeker}, and {Suture Priest}. You would die so hard.