Dude fort does what??

[Kaylesh]

I'm rewiring my Kurkesh deck to fit some new additions, and this one is too nice to share.
{Mobile fort}. Ooh, 0/6 wall.
Now we slap on {illusionist bracers}, have our commander in the field, and {3}{R} open. +9/-3
Opponent runs burn? {lightning greaves}. Wanna remove creatures? first strike. (Is there a lure equipment??) Want it to be a real nasty thing that kills attackers too? Add {echo circlet} {vanguards shield} {peregrine mask} Vigilance. (thank you wizards for not having it lose defender). Just want to kill your opponent? {vorrac battlehorns} if your opponent has artifact creatures, if not? {executioner's hood}. Note that eldrazi don't share a color with him, since he has no color.
Ok, I'm loving this card.
Last but not least, if you really can't find a way through, slap infect equipment on {Bosh, iron golem}, give him the bracers and sac your fort for 12 poison counters. Then again, you could also just fling Bosh for 24 if it's your last opponent.
Versatility!

[particle]

{grappling hook} for colorless equipable {lure}.

[Kaylesh]

{grappling hook} for colorless equipable {lure}.

Nice!

[Dsx Cherno]

{vorrac battlehorns}+{grappling hook}=BEAST MODE

[Kaylesh]

{vorrac battlehorns}+{grappling hook}=BEAST MODE

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