Favorite flavor text

[MtgCollector1337]

mine would have to be on {Frozen Shade}. I love Silence quoting.

[Apathy Reactor]

{Last Word}

[Splicer]

{Negate} is pretty good.

[Popper23345]

I forget which card it is, but

"It's actually very simple, but sense you just recently started walking upright, it will take a while to explain.."
~jace to garruk

[Gadnuk, Breaker of Worlds]

{Nether Void}

[Brawler_1337]

{Inferno} (several printings, most recently 8th Edition)

"Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They're dead."
—Jaya Ballard, task mage

[Cender]

{Werebear}

[Popper23345]

{Werebear}

👆👏

[Ekann1]

{Werebear}

👆👏

I have a foil of this just because...

[DimirOverlord1300]

{Hatred}

[AstroGeek327]

{Duneblast}
Due to the life circumstances I was going through at the moment, I swear I almost cried xD

[rarehuntertay]

 {Obliterate} 8th edition
Poor dog...