Well This is Scary

Started by Taysby, September 12, 2014, 02:09:12 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

Distriimuir

Last week at a meeting with voters he warned the world that Russia is still a world nuclear power and will not hesitate to use them on any opposition. An just a few days ago tested a new ICBM with a 4000 mile hit radius that can be tipped with a warhead. Has been upong it's military and nuke arsenal in the last ten years, and just recently took a " test" practice missile attack on two us bases near the west coast. Out of our airspace, but obvious what they are setting up for. Ww3 is almost here.

MarduArrow

Time for you guys to start moving to Canada, because no one is going to attack us

Spencer Addington

Quote from: S717 on September 12, 2014, 10:59:20 PM
Time for you guys to start moving to Canada, because no one is going to attack us
Except Mexico ;)

Distriimuir

Canada has a lot of untapped resources though haha. Uranium, coal, timber, large unused land. They'd be next if the us fell lol.

MarduArrow

Quote from: Infektor on September 12, 2014, 11:40:51 PM
Canada has a lot of untapped resources though haha. Uranium, coal, timber, large unused land. They'd be next if the us fell lol.

I would feel sorry for the first country ballsy enough to attack us though, they would get the .poo. kicked out of them by every other country in the world, everyone likes Canada, it's like an unwritten law: no one attacks Canada

Spencer Addington

Quote from: S717 on September 13, 2014, 03:04:32 AM
Quote from: Infektor on September 12, 2014, 11:40:51 PM
Canada has a lot of untapped resources though haha. Uranium, coal, timber, large unused land. They'd be next if the us fell lol.

I would feel sorry for the first country ballsy enough to attack us though, they would get the .poo. kicked out of them by every other country in the world, everyone likes Canada, it's like an unwritten law: no one attacks Canada
Except America lol

Mattao19

Quote from: Noblellama on September 13, 2014, 10:59:12 AM
That's because it's like playing commander and there is this guy with a nearly unassailable position that could bring the hurt onto any single player (the US) and then there is his cute little girlfriend who has a great deck but doesn't really know what she is doing and has a weak board state (Canada) and you know that if you trounce her your sooooooo next.

Except not Canada has a bad ass military sure not as large as the us but we could handle our own!

Also 1812 ring a bell anyone?

MtgCollector1337

Why did I just click on that link

Distriimuir

Quote from: Mattao19 on September 13, 2014, 01:54:23 PM
Quote from: Noblellama on September 13, 2014, 10:59:12 AM
That's because it's like playing commander and there is this guy with a nearly unassailable position that could bring the hurt onto any single player (the US) and then there is his cute little girlfriend who has a great deck but doesn't really know what she is doing and has a weak board state (Canada) and you know that if you trounce her your sooooooo next.

Except not Canada has a bad ass military sure not as large as the us but we could handle our own!

Also 1812 ring a bell anyone?

In comparison to the world power militaries, Canada has nothing. Their standing army is a joke and tech wise they don't have many fighter jets or tanks or a big navy. Not saying Canada isn't nice, but most world powers can take it out if they didnt have allies.

MarduArrow

Quote from: Spencer Addington on September 13, 2014, 03:11:44 AM
Quote from: S717 on September 13, 2014, 03:04:32 AM
Quote from: Infektor on September 12, 2014, 11:40:51 PM
Canada has a lot of untapped resources though haha. Uranium, coal, timber, large unused land. They'd be next if the us fell lol.

I would feel sorry for the first country ballsy enough to attack us though, they would get the .poo. kicked out of them by every other country in the world, everyone likes Canada, it's like an unwritten law: no one attacks Canada
Except America lol

And look how that turned out, White House burned to the ground

Kaworu, the Fifth Child

Let's not forget, in WWII we used about half a percent of the atom for the Atomic Bombs. Now we use about 50%. We will trounce you son.

MarduArrow

Quote from: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on September 13, 2014, 03:14:41 PM
Let's not forget, in WWII we used about half a percent of the atom for the Atomic Bombs. Now we use about 50%. We will trounce you son.

And as soon as you do you would have the entire world against you, it really isn't in USAs best interest to attack Canada, that is most definitely a war they would lose, and they would lose Alaska

Distriimuir

I was talking of when the us falls, Canada wouldn't have anyone powerful enough to save it. Not that we would harm our own ally. Lol

Mattao19

To be fair the US is a world super power but they really need to tone it down in areas they make a ton of unnecessary enemies. That could make for some bad outcomes