Mtg jokes (NSFW)

[Killin88]

I wanna hear em. If she thinks karn is the original leader of the artifacts shes to young for you bro...

[DirtyMustachio]

Girl you so fine, you must be a mythic rare

[DirtyMustachio]

You had better keep your {hand of death} off my white weenie.

[BlackJester]

One of my faves:

"If you're Havengul problems, I feel bad for you son.  I got 99 problems but a Lich ain't one!"

[DirtyMustachio]

^Lolololololol

[DirtyMustachio]

When Garruk and his girlfriend JENNAY turn lands into creatures and attack with them, they always shout, " Run {forest}, Run!"

[Fenster]

When it comes to women, Jace aint much for the chase. No need to wonder, he doesnt use {Ponder}. at the Mardri Gras, he knows exactly what he'll draw.

Super stupid jace rap verse.

[Killin88]

One of my faves:

"If you're Havengul problems, I feel bad for you son.  I got 99 problems but a Lich ain't one!"

i want to hear moaarrr

[BlackJester]

🎶if ya havin' tappin' problems, I feel bad fo ya son.  I got 99 problems but a {Twitch} ain't one!🎶

[DirtyMustachio]

🎶if ya havin' tappin' problems, I feel bad fo ya son.  I got 99 problems but a {Twitch} ain't one!🎶

🎶if ya havin' tappin' problems, I feel bad fo ya son.  I got 99 problems but a {Twitch} ain't one!🎶

If you having rat problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 relentless {(relentless rats}) but a bog ({bog rats}) ain't one

[1337m00nm4n]

I would post something, but it's too nsfw for this thread...

[Rasser]

Thanks guys now I got that song stuck in my head. (Hugo version)

[remasuri ger]

You should stop playing Magic when you try to Jump into the Mana Pool

[1337m00nm4n]

Whenever we play {thrun, the last lol} or {troll asscetic}, someone has to start singing, "DA NA NA NA, NA NA, can't touch this!

[KulrathKnight]

Threadsurrection! Wanted to bring this thread {Back from the Brink} to see what other jokes people might make.

It may seem about as useful as a Sorcery-speed {Counterspell}, but I'd rather do this than make a new thread.