Mtg jokes (NSFW)

[Steerpike]

Just picturing {Steam Vents} as a euphemism is hilarious lol

[Kaleo42]

NSFW
All the Shocklands could be nicknames for a certain lady part
{hallowed fountain}
{breeding pool}
{steam vents}
{sacred foundry}
{overgrown tomb}
{watery grave}
{godless shrine}
{stomping ground}
{temple garden}
{blood crypt}

It makes TOO much sence!!!

I wanted to explore her {Stomping Ground} so I asked her to show me her {Hallowed Fountain}. She told me it was a {Sacred Foundry}. When I finally saw her {Breeding Pool} it was not a {Temple Garden}, but an {Overgrown Tomb}. When I finally reached her {Steam Vents} I discovered it was actually a {Blood Crypt}. That is how I met a {Watery Grave} in a {Godless Shrine}.

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Wow....

The only thing that can be said about that...

[Vileo]

So many lols