Roll To Dodge: Zombies

[Popper23345]

(will I ever get to play? I wonder...)

(In a world where taybsy takes his turn)
(Cue music)
(Now entering, the twilight zone)

[LinkCelestrial]

(will I ever get to play? I wonder...)

(In a world where taybsy takes his turn)
(Cue music)
(Now entering, the twilight zone)

I have very special plans for Taysby, at this rate.

[LinkCelestrial]

Taysby: Is still snoring. I think he's drooling a little too. Ewwww.

Gorzo: Checks the bathroom, it's clearly been cleaned out. He hears the people downstairs opening and shutting the front door.

Popper: Attempts to tear a piece of shirt, but falls onto his back and flails like a turtle.

[Popper23345]

Taysby: Is still snoring. I think he's drooling a little too. Ewwww.

Gorzo: Checks the bathroom, it's clearly been cleaned out. He hears the people downstairs opening and shutting the front door.

Popper: Attempts to tear a piece of shirt, but falls onto his back and flails like a turtle.

😓

[Popper23345]

*stands back up*
*tears off a piece of cloth*
*re-attempts to patch wound*

[Gorzo]

"you uh... You okay there, popper?"

*Helps popper up*

*searches the nearest bedroom*

*wonders if taysby is still alive downstairs* ()

[LinkCelestrial]

Popper: Is helped to his feet and patches up Gorzo's wound.

Gorzo: Screams like he's dying as Popper patches his wound. He then limps into the nearest bedroom and finds nothing but random books and some clothing.

Taysby: Wakes up to a screaming man with an ACR and the noise of the SUV's car alarm. (Oh how I wish you'd have failed your wakeup roll)

Man: "GET OUT OF OUR SUV YOU SOGGY LAMPSHADE!"

Woman: BLEEP BLEEP you BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP I'm gonna BLEEP your BLEEP with a BLEEP you BLEEP.

[Popper23345]

XXXDDDDDDDDDDDDXDXDXDXD LOL hehehehe. Soggy lampshade XD I died laughing right there XD

"Hey, calm down.  He didn't realize that people were here, and he was exhausted.  Plus, it's YOURS fault for leaving the car unlocked"
*winks after I finish talking* (I feel like this action is going to fail XD"

*heads for the door*
*peeps out window to check outside of the house for danger*

[Gorzo]

(lol I can only imagine what would have happened if taysby slept through that. They just drive off with him... And how manly am I?  Screaming like a banshee from a little cloth after taking a bullet like a champ )

*gathers books and clothes*

*looks out a window to check the situation outside*

[LinkCelestrial]

Popper: Attempts to yell at the people in the SUV from the window. Too bad it's closed. (Unless I rolled a six they weren't going to hear you anyways) Thankfully that means he can see out the window and he doesn't see any threats. He then head towards the front door.

Taysby: Jumps out of the car and starts ninja walking to the back door. He creeps inside to see Gorzo, giving him a look of disdain.

Gorzo: Gets an arm full of books and clothes, three books, two pairs of jeans, a t shirt and a long sleeve. He then peeks out the window and sees the man and woman driving off, while Taysby starts stealth walking to the back door. Naturally he cuts him off.

Man/Woman: Are now gone.

I cannot believe that you guys weren't like, "Hey wait, that's their SUV." Secondly, they would have driven off with him. Thirdly, I didn't know what else to do with a two. xD

[Gorzo]

"and what are you up to, taysby? Uhh... Here,  have a book."

*gives taysby a book*

*checks the time of day*

*looks outside for any zombie presence*

[Popper23345]

*checks for zombies*
*reads covers of the books that gorzo has*
*readies spiked baseball bat*

[LinkCelestrial]

So they did take their SUV?

Indeed, they did.

[LinkCelestrial]

Gorzo: Gives Taysby a book,  checks the time and finds it to be around 5:00pm. He looks outside and sees no zombies.

Popper: Again sees no zombies. The book covers are, Wine for Dummies, Why the Zombie Apocalypse Is A Myth and The Hungry Games. He then readies his bat.

Taysby: Drops the book on his foot and swears. He then goes outside and looks around the yard. There are no vehicles, but there is the car battery.

[LinkCelestrial]

didn't our car just have a bad battery?

It had no battery. Might wanna go back through the thread and double check Popper (I think) left said battery by the door.