BlackJester

[cltrn81]

Yo Jest! Avril Lavigne called and wanted me to remind you to come down the street to walk her dog. She'll leave the keys to her igloo under the dog sled. Oh, and watchout for the neighbor's polar bears.

P.S. Sealed deck does not involve seals.

That's so funny......and punny hah!!!

[NillaWafers]

Now you're just being silly. Ever since she divorced Deryck Whibley she stopped talking to me entirely. She gets Robin Thicke to walk her dog cause he's got nothing better to do.
Also, nobody ever locks ther doors in Canada.

But thanks for the heads-up about sealed decks. I almost brought my club to a tourney. Boy would I have looked silly. 

But if they don't lock their doors, then how do they stop the polar bears from drinking their Coke?

[BlackJester]

We dont. Up in the Great White North, the Coke flows like water!  It doesn't really matter anyway, because we all drink beer. 🍻😚🍺

Note: Coke made from fresh glacial mountain water is infinitely better. 😃

[Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker]

We dont. Up in the Great White North, the Coke flows like water!  It doesn't really matter anyway, because we all drink beer. 🍻😚🍺

Note: Coke made from fresh glacial mountain water is infinitely better. 😃

Can you mail me a bottle or 9001?

[BlackJester]

Would you pay for shipping 9001 bottles of Coke?

[Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker]

Would you pay for shipping 9001 bottles of Coke?

Yes, yes I would

[NillaWafers]

Flat rate box... You pay one low price on shipping.

[BlackJester]

Flat rate box... You pay one low price on shipping.

A) Canada Post doesn't DO flat rate boxes😜
B) I would love to see the box to fit 9001 bottles of pop.  😁

9000 / 12 bottles per case= 750
750 cases / ( 5 wide * 5 long * 5 high ) cases to a pallet = 6 pallets.

Shipping 6 pallets internationally would require licensing space in a special shipping trailer. 💰💰💰

[NillaWafers]

That's a lot of dog sleds. 

[loop-s-pool]

5/5 Big trade, everything wet as planned.

[BlackJester]

5/5 Big trade, everything wet as planned.

That's right, loop wanted all the cards to be soaked on delivery. 💦

[remasuri ger]

Jester are you trading away the blightsteel collossus i gave you ??

[BlackJester]

Jester are you trading away the blightsteel collossus i gave you ??

To make my card management easier, I keep every card I own that is either rare or of value in My Trades.  It's in a deck now, but for a really good trade, I'll part with just about anything.  Of course I always reserve the right to say no.   

[Harmon74]

I want your {Tolarian Academy}

[cltrn81]

I want your {Tolarian Academy}

Asked him yesterday......he said no 😭