Messed up Creature Parodies -=-NULL-=-

[MtgCollector1337]

Crash {R}

Deal 2 damage to target opponent. You gain 9000.1 life.


"There goes all of our money."

[Frothandslosh]

Bill Mahar, District Flipper {U}{G}
Planeswalker- Mahar (Mythic)

[+1] You may play an additional land this turn.

[-3] Untap up to three lands you control.

[-6] You get an emblem with "Lands you control cannot be gerrymandered."

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[MisterJH]

Idc all that much im hardly a fan of political talk, i vote based on my belief systems, generally republican or libertarian. I believe .politics. and religion are pointless to talk about unles you agree since youll never make progress, its an excuse to fight and be 'the big tough guy.' I actually detest people who actively try and engage in heated debates on issues that the other side will NEVER agree upon no matter how right you are. I encourage debate but on those 2 issues i only enjoy talking about positives or things i agree on. You can call ke closeminded but the truth is everyone is the same way and most peoples values and beliefs are locked in before 16 years of age. so were all equally closeminded

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Idc all that much im hardly a fan of political talk, i vote based on my belief systems, generally republican or libertarian. I believe .politics. and religion are pointless to talk about unles you agree since youll never make progress, its an excuse to fight and be 'the big tough guy.' I actually detest people who actively try and engage in heated debates on issues that the other side will NEVER agree upon no matter how right you are. I encourage debate but on those 2 issues i only enjoy talking about positives or things i agree on. You can call ke closeminded but the truth is everyone is the same way and most peoples values and beliefs are locked in before 16 years of age. so were all equally closeminded

This^ I actually don't like the government one was or another, I'll just never be happy I guess that's just personal history, though.

[MisterJH]

Ah new parodies! Discussion over!

[MtgCollector1337]

Screw America
Let's go to Canada


Immigration {B}{U}


Target player gains control of target creature you control.


"We no longer have the weaklings."

[MisterJH]

Lets go to Belize* and {B}{W}
More peaceful
{R}{G} for canada, maple leaf and all that! Just my 2 cents

[MtgCollector1337]

Lets go to Belize* and {B}{W}
More peaceful
{R}{G} for canada, maple leaf and all that! Just my 2 cents

I applaud you canadian lover

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Sarah Palin {2}{B}
PW- Palin
+1: Each player loses one brain cell. (A player who loses a brain cell gets 1 poison counter.)
-4: Put an Idiocy counter on up to two target creatures. (Creatures with idiocy counters cannot attack or activate abilities.)
-9: each player must run until they can see Russia, then build their house there. The last player to do this loses the tournament.


Loyalty: 3.

[MisterJH]

Lol at that ultimate.. Im tryin to think of one im usually more creative than this

[MisterJH]

Ummm...  Mitt Romney had a plan to balance the budget and start chippinggn away at it by removing unnecessary programs with the added benefit of shrinkingn the government...

1)speculation is pointless. Plans mean nothing. He didnt win. Shoulda coulda woulda, regardless not a fair comparison
2) threadjacking is over!

[MisterJH]

Lets go to Belize* and {B}{W}
More peaceful
{R}{G} for canada, maple leaf and all that! Just my 2 cents

I applaud you canadian lover

Such a peaceful place <3 im a world lover though

Also meant {U}{W} for Belize, i sometimes forget B is for black not blue

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Ummm...  Mitt Romney had a plan to balance the budget and start chippinggn away at it by removing unnecessary programs with the added benefit of shrinkingn the government...

Obama had a lot of plans unfulfilled. What makes Romney any different?


I think you like him only because you want the women in his binders lol

[MtgCollector1337]

Ummm...  Mitt Romney had a plan to balance the budget and start chippinggn away at it by removing unnecessary programs with the added benefit of shrinkingn the government...

Obama had a lot of plans unfulfilled. What makes Romney any different?


I think you like him only because you want the women in his binders lol

That deserves +1 Karma, my friend

[MtgCollector1337]

Ummm...  Mitt Romney had a plan to balance the budget and start chippinggn away at it by removing unnecessary programs with the added benefit of shrinkingn the government...

Obama had a lot of plans unfulfilled. What makes Romney any different?


I think you like him only because you want the women in his binders lol

Tehres that...

but really, that's one thing to accomplish.  balance the budget.  Obama has had a bajillion things on his adjenda and has been chipping away at that list getting stuff done.

By the time 2017 rolls around, 0% of his list will be finished