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Piotr Parody

Started by Taysby, February 28, 2014, 11:28:21 AM

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Taysby

Whoever can make the best piotr parody card will win a prize!  (tbd)  Get going!

The1337Magician

Piotr, Emperor of iMtG     {1}{W}{B}{R}{G}(P)(Y)

Planeswalker--Piotr                                      MR

[+1] Scold someone by referencing the iMtG law. Draw a card.

  • Win target argument using logic. Add loyalty counters to Piotr equal to the amount of posts it took.

    [-7] Create an app for iOS from the ground up. You win this game and all other games for as long as the programming takes.

    (P is the Purple mana color)
    (Y is the Yellow mana color)
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Kaworu, the Fifth Child

I submit my Planeswalker from the petition thread.

Apathy Reactor


Apathy Reactor

Quote from: Noblellama on February 28, 2014, 11:47:29 AM
I submit Piotr, God of the Thread (erebos parody)


unrealistic because no one can exile storm crow...

StormCrow

Quote from: IceScythe on February 28, 2014, 07:58:33 PM
Quote from: Noblellama on February 28, 2014, 11:47:29 AM
I submit Piotr, God of the Thread (erebos parody)


unrealistic because no one can exile storm crow...
Thats right! No one can stop STORM CROW!

Condor-Wingman

This card so go in the next Unset.....Unraveled.

IntoFire

Piotr, Jaded Master {2}{B}{B}{B}

When Piotr, Jaded Master enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you exile all cards named AbstractApathist from all zones.

At the beginning of every upkeep, sacrifice a forum member.

Piotr's power and toughness are each equal to the number of forum members in all graveyards.
                                         */*

AdamS

piotr, the untouchable. {3}{B}{B}{B}{B}


lengendary app owner and creator

if you break piotr, the untouchable's law you are banned.

if piotr, the untouchable joins a thread because you insalting him, you are temporarily banned.

if piotr, the untouchable finds you lying you are banned.

                                                                     X/X
this is a parody of {Phage the Untouchable} if you couldnt tell lol :P

MtgCollector1337

Quote from: IntoFire on March 04, 2014, 02:31:51 AM
Piotr, Jaded Master {2}{B}{B}{B}

When Piotr, Jaded Master enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you exile all cards named AbstractApathist from all zones.

At the beginning of every upkeep, sacrifice a forum member.

Piotr's power and toughness are each equal to the number of forum members in all graveyards.
                                         */*
This is horrible.

Apathy Reactor

Quote from: AdamS on March 16, 2014, 08:21:56 PM
piotr, the untouchable. {3}{B}{B}{B}{B}


lengendary app owner and creator

if you break piotr, the untouchable's law you are banned.

if piotr, the untouchable joins a thread because you insalting him, you are temporarily banned.

if piotr, the untouchable finds you lying you are banned.

                                                                     X/X
this is a parody of {Phage the Untouchable} if you couldnt tell lol :P
insalted...

sorry, i had to...

AdamS


Piotr

10 days ban for everyone in the tread insalting me.

Apathy Reactor

Quote from: Noblellama on March 17, 2014, 02:56:53 PM
Quote from: Piotr on March 17, 2014, 01:53:10 PM
10 days ban for everyone in the tread insalting me.

We could pepper you with more if you want...
so... just AdamS? or is that me too? XD

Kaworu, the Fifth Child

Can we relish it a little more?