Broken Cards

[darkarts981]

God
Legendary Creature - Supermegabadass
CMC - 0

God is invincible (he has all abilities if every card) When God enters the battlefield add infinite mana to your mana pool in any combination of colors. God never becomes tapped under any circumstances.

P/T - Infinite/Infinite

Flavor text - Bow down to me BITCHIZ!!!!!!

[loop-s-pool]

CVC  3GGG

Force of Reckoning

Legendary Creature - Avatar

Trample, Hexproof
If a spell would counter a creature spell you control, instead the spell resolves and you may have Force of Reckoning enter the battlefeild with 3 Divinity counters.

Remove a Divinity Counter from Force of Reckoning: Place a divinity counter on target creature you control and search your library for a forest put it into the battlefeild tapped.

Creatures with divinity counters have power and toughness equal to the number of forests you control, hexproof, and Trample, for as long as Force of Reckoning remains on the battlefeild.

[XFatal]

It That Never Slumbers               (5)BBB

Legendary Creature - Spirit Demon
(Mythic Rare)

Deathtouch, Flying, Protection from green and from white

When It That Never Slumbers enters the battlefield, each player's life total becomes 5.

Players can't gain life.

When It That Never Slumbers is out into a graveyard from anywhere, put it onto the battlefield under your control.

If It That Never Slumbers would be removed from the game, target player loses the game at the beginning of his or her next end step.

                              7/7

[Coffee Vampire]

(Even More) Forced Worship
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Legendary Tribal Arcane Instant (mythic rare)
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Target player loses the game, unless that player bows down to you and repeats the words "I am not worthy" exactly 3 times.

Flashback: 0

Whenever (Even More) Forced Worship is cast from a graveyard, do not exile it. Instead, put it back into its owner's graveyard.

[Nobbert]

At All Costs
5BBUU
Sorcery

Exile all nonland permanents under your control.  At All Costs deals damage to target player equal to the converted mana costs of all cards exiled this way.

"Sacrifice is a small price to pay for ultimate power."

[cltrn81]

I am enjoying these....keep em comin.  *but cltrn81 why don't you post one?.......cuz I'm lazy that's why.

[Tetsomori]

Hello kitty, avenger of lost mana
Cmc PPP ( yes pink)
Planeswalker - hewwo kitteh
-1 hello kitty destroys 3 non-pink permanents. Does not target.
+2 target opponent Must give you a taco. They pay all costs to aqquire the taco.
-7 You gain an emblem that says "creatures you control are pink and get +5/+5 and have protection from non-pink sources.
3 loyalty counters



And jester now gets tacoes

[Maximo]

Broken, huh? Okay.

No
Instant
CMC: U

Kicker: 2 Phyrexian blue mana

Counter target spell. If this spell was kicked, choose one: Return target creature to its owner's hand; or look at target opponent's hand.

Flashback: 1 Phyrexian Blue mana

[BlackJester]

Hello kitty, avenger of lost mana
Cmc PPP ( yes pink)
Planeswalker - hewwo kitteh
-1 hello kitty destroys 3 non-pink permanents. Does not target.
+2 target opponent Must give you a taco. They pay all costs to aqquire the taco.
-7 You gain an emblem that says "creatures you control are pink and get +5/+5 and have protection from non-pink sources.
3 loyalty counters



And jester now gets tacoes

Three Cheers for Tacos!!

[BlackJester]

you want broken?  I got your broken right here!

Jester's Veto
Instant
2XPhyrexian U

Split Second

Exile Target Spell.  If target spell was exiled this way search its owner's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with the same name as that card and tear them into at least five pieces. Then that player shuffles his or her library.

You may play Jester's Veto from anywhere, including exile, and your sideboard.
If you cast Jester's Veto from your library, shuffle your library afterwards.
You may discard a blue card rather than pay Jester's Veto's casting cost.

"I said NO!"  -BlackJester

[Tetsomori]

Jebus
Cmc W
Enchant player aura
Jebus deals 5 damage to enchanted player anytime they tap a permanent.



This is truley op

[darkarts981]

you want broken?  I got your broken right here!

Jester's Veto
Instant
2XPhyrexian U

Split Second

Exile Target Spell.  If target spell was exiled this way search its owner's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with the same name as that card and tear them into at least five pieces. Then that player shuffles his or her library.

You may play Jester's Veto from anywhere, including exile, and your sideboard.
If you cast Jester's Veto from your library, shuffle your library afterwards.
You may discard a blue card rather than pay Jester's Veto's casting cost.

"I said NO!"  -BlackJester

Hurray for cards that make you tear cards!!

[BadLuckIrish]

you want broken?  I got your broken right here!

Jester's Veto
Instant
2XPhyrexian U

Split Second

Exile Target Spell.  If target spell was exiled this way search its owner's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with the same name as that card and tear them into at least five pieces. Then that player shuffles his or her library.

You may play Jester's Veto from anywhere, including exile, and your sideboard.
If you cast Jester's Veto from your library, shuffle your library afterwards.
You may discard a blue card rather than pay Jester's Veto's casting cost.

"I said NO!"  -BlackJester

How much money you want for it?

[BlackJester]

It's free, provided you are the chosen one and pull it from the stone.

I'm trying to get a playset.

[darkarts981]

It's free, provided you are the chosen one and pull it from the stone.

I'm trying to get a playset.

Where's the stone? I would love to give it a shot!