Magic puns!

[Vileo]

Yo dawg, I heard that you like tapping so bring shock lands on your date so you can tap that while you tap that

😦

I'm gonna move to Zendikar, and become a salesmen of school utensils. I'll name it Pendikar.

Dont forget your {Inkwell Leviathan}!

[xStrayKnightx]

Or your {Bloodletter Quill}!

[Vileo]

You need a {Spellbook} to write in, too. Might as well just take everything up to the {Library of Leng} so you can cite your references.

[gtfotis]

Yo dawg, I heard that you like tapping so bring shock lands on your date so you can tap that while you tap that

I'd tap that so hard that it wouldn't untap during its controller's untap step. Tamiyo, ftw.

I have that shirt 😁