Bar Fight

[Taysby]

Miley Cyrus and Ke$sha get in a bar fight.  What happens?

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Hopefully Miley Cyrus dies,

[Thetrufflehunter]

Miley hits Ke$ha with a wrecking ball. She can't stop and won't stop. Ke$ha grows a pear and hits miley with it, but it begins to go tik tok, and she beomes a backstabber. kesha takes it off and becomes a warrior. made the climb because she couldn't be tamed. They both, however died young.

[Thetrufflehunter]

Starships wasn't written by Kesha.  Was it?

you're right. Lemme fix that.

Fixed both mistakes. Kesha apparently wrote a song called "grow a pear" O_e

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Miley hits Ke$ha with a wrecking ball. She can't stop and won't stop. Ke$ha runs over miley in her starship, but it begins to go tik tok, and drops superbase. kesha takes it off and becomes a warrior. made the climb because she couldn't be tamed. They both, however died young.

I would like to point out that "Superbass" and "Starships" are Nicki Minaj song. No one ask how I knew that...

[Thetrufflehunter]

...What the duck just happened?

Art my friend. Art.

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

...What the duck just happened?

Art my friend. Art.

Hey man, my friend told me about this urinal that was art. I told him to piss off.

HORRAY witty things to say thread!!

What do you tell someone who is having a seizure?

SEIZE THE MOMENT

[Mikefrompluto]

I don't know what would happen but I imagine glitter would be involved. Lots and lots of glitter.