Here, It's On the House

[Coffee Vampire]

Here, It's On the House 75 cards, 15 sideboard 9 {Plains} 10 {Swamp} 1 {Isolated Chapel} 4 {Forbidden Orchard} 24 lands 2 {Hunted Lammasu} 2 {Hunted Horror} 4 {Blood Seeker} 4 {Suture Priest} 12 creatures 2 {Balance} 2 {Tainted Æther} 4 {Alliance of Arms} 4 {Curse of Death's Hold} 4 {Mercy Killing} 4 {Dark Ritual} 4 {Batwing Brume} 24 other spells Sideboard 1 {Deathbringer Liege} 4 {Beckon Apparition} 2 {Cauldron Haze} 4 {Edge of the Divinity} 4 {Nightsky Mimic} 15 sideboard cards Notes: This is a deck I made for fun, but it turned out to be a good winner as well as being fun to play. It focuses on giving your opponent(s) creatures that make them lose life. With {Curse of Death's Hold} out or {Tainted Aether}, the tokens that they get die right away. Get both out and they are mana-screwed for life. If you have no curse ir aether out, just keep giving them creatures anyway. When they swing with all, just play {Batwing Brume} (I call it "Turbo-{Fog}")! With this deck, you won't have to ever swing, or cast a burn spell! If you need to win a different way, the sideboard can supply you with cheap critters that can grow quite large, and a way to give your opponent's critters Persist so they come back and make your opponent lose more life! Please post any suggestions. This has become my little pet deck and I always want to make it better!

[cltrn81]

Awesome deck idea!!!!

[BlackJester]

Love it!  Although I might ditch blue and go with {Hunted Lammasu} and {Alliance of Arms}.
Also, if their dudes somehow survive, {Batwing Brume} would fit your plans.

[Coffee Vampire]

Thanks for the comments!

Yeah I had blue because it gave them more tokens and I could mana leak their spells if I had a slow start. But I love that alliance card...it's simply amazing for this deck!! I think I will make it BW like you said. I'll find things to replace the blue...and it will make the mana base a little more predictable. Building the right mana base is such a pain!

[BlackJester]

{Forbidden Orchard} is perfect in this deck, and you probably wouldn't have much in the way of mana issues.

{Alliance of Arms} + {Sututre Priest} = 👊👍

[Coffee Vampire]

Aww it's not modern legal! Oh well...it's not like this deck would be competitive...it is just fun! Now that I know this card exists it MUST be in the deck! When I fix it up I'll post it in casual.

[BlackJester]

Aww it's not modern legal! Oh well...it's not like this deck would be competitive...it is just fun! Now that I know this card exists it MUST be in the deck! When I fix it up I'll post it in casual.

It's inexpensive, but only printed in Commander.

[NickN]

This deck looks really fun to play, good job :-)

[Alpha]

{Ghostly prison}?

[cltrn81]

How has this deck been playing?  It looks so fun....I always loved the Hunted creatures.

[Coffee Vampire]

UPDATED AND ADDED A SIDEBOARD!
It's been playing great! Right now I don't have the {Balance}s and half of the sideboard. But it has been an awesome deck still. It annoyes my friends so much! {Mercy Killing} is hallarious against Eldrazi decks...lol. Also it is funny when my opponent has 7+ creatures and I am at 2 life begging them not to kill me this turn...they swing with all then I just {Batwing Brume} them into oblivion!!!! It is even better when you use 2 of them at the same time...hahaha.

By the way...if you ever make a similar deck with blue then lemme know! That one hunted that gives your opponent 5 creatures would be pretty stellar.