Face the Zombie Horde! **ROUND 2**

[Birdbrain]

Indeed! Are you all done with your turns? Shall I commence with the horde?

go ahead

[IntoFire]

Eeuyp!

[Spencer Addington]

Indeed! Are you all done with your turns? Shall I commence with the horde?

BRING ON THE HORDE!!!!!

[Gorzo]

No time last night/this morning  to write

Will write it up this adternoon or early evening!

[IntoFire]

Fire away.

[Gorzo]

TURN 7

"My...babies!" The Runebinder gasps as he keels over, slain. The runes adorning the tome still grasped in his dead hands glow, and you feel uncomfortable leaving it his hands, dead as he may be. Pulling the tome away, you feel a surge of dark, hidden knowledge as a series of runes flash before your eyes. (Runebinder slain! It's killer has drawn a card for unlocking his hidden knowledge!)

Ashiok yawns. "They could at least put up a fight. I think the endless void is actually getting full." ({Endless Ranks of the dead} and 2 2/2 tokens exiled)

Bird looks straight into the {Skaab Ruinator}'s demonic eyes. "You're a disgusting pig," he declares.
The Ruinator laughs. "Flattery gets you nowhere with me, morsel. Compliment me all you want, kick and scream all you desire, slay me over and over in rage, I'll always come back for you. You will be devou...what is this?"
The ruinator's skin bubbles and contorts as his form shrinks. A few moments later, a very angry looking rotting blue-skinned hog stands in his place. "Squee!" it complains. {Skaab Ruinator} has been exiled with {Curse of the Swine}!)

Moments later, another blue pig with tiny rotted wings lands with a thud. ({Stitched Drake} has been exiled with {Curse of the Swine}!)

Dylan sees an opportunity! He quickly springs into action and casts a spell. Great fireballs rock the earth from above for nearly a solid minute. When the blaze clears, you see the surrounding area has been scorched completely free if the dead! Unfortunately, it appears a couple of friendly chimeras were caught in the blast. {Prognostic Sphinx} is frantically rolling to put his flaming feathers out, which he is fortunately successful in doing. ({Mizzium Mortars} overloaded has cleared the battlefield of zombies! Until...)

A vicious howl comes from the remaining horde as it rushes in. Led by a lithe-looking corpse in high-quality plated armor, an organized cluster of the dead charge in at high speed, gurgling, howling, and rasping all the way. Backing the battalion of the damned appears to be another one of the 4-armed hulking monsters that you've seen, battled, and grown to fear. (8 2/2 tokens and 1 5/5 Zombie Giant, led by a {Diregraf Captain} have arrived!

Attacking:
3/3 Zombie
3/3 Zombie
3/3 Zombie
3/3 Zombie
3/3 Zombie
3/3 Zombie (Attacking Ashiok)
3/3 Zombie
3/3 Zombie
6/6 Zombie Giant
{Diregraf Captain}

On the battlefield:
Only the attackers

Remaining Horde (deck): 14
The Slain (graveyard): 47
The Purged (exiled): 29

Declare blockers or no blocks! You may work together to decide blocks (ie "hey, I'll block X if you block Y") and you may "re-do" blockers if someone else's block changes your mind on how you want to do things. The horde ends it's turn when you're done, and you may start your next turn! Once someone takes their turn, though, so there's no re-doing blocks once any player starts taking a turn.

[Anoobass]

Are they all after the life total, or any after ashiok?

[Gorzo]

Are they all after the life total, or any after ashiok?

Forgot to roll! Whoops! One sec

[Anoobass]

Need to root for the humans even if ashiok is in trouble.

[Mlerner12]

I have to applaud you, G. The game commentary is awesome... Ever considered being commentator for the pro tour?

[Birdbrain]

If we can survive this attack, I have enough firepower to finish off the hoard

[Mlerner12]

What's the life total at?

[IntoFire]

I cast a {Holy Day}.

[Gorzo]

I wasn't going to say anything, but it's getting a bit silly. By my count, IntoFire's hand should currently be at -7 cards. Unless I missed a {Blue Sun's Zenith} for 7 in there somewhere, there's something afoot. Other players please check my math, and if the numbers are negative, how do you wish to proceed? This is your experience, after all.

I would like to request that players tally their hand size each turn, to prevent further issues. Sorry to be a buzzkill

[IntoFire]

If I remember correctly, I draw a card from my turn and an extra card from killing the runebinder,please correct me if I'm wrong.