Favorite quotes?

[Spencer Addington]

My favorite is:

Max L. Forman

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.

[#noided]

They don't think it be like it is but it do

[Dudecore]

They don't think it be like it is but it do

I agree. Oscar Gamble ftw.

[DirtyMustachio]

Failure isn't fatal until it's final

[Mikefrompluto]

Why do you you think the old stories tell of men who set out on great journeys to impress the gods? Because trying to impress people just isn't worth the time and effort.

As long as I tell the truth, I feel that nobody can touch me.

Both by Henry Rollins.

[rarehuntertay]

"in the end, inspiration is everything"
-Dances with Wolves

[Gorzo]

"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it."
-Albert Einstein

[DirtyMustachio]

In every adversity lies a seed of equal or greater benefit, if you look for it

[Steerpike]

"The effect of nonsense is often caused by an excess of meaning rather than a lack of it."
-Wikipedia on Literary Nonsense

[Mlerner12]

 All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!  I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!

-Cave Johnson, portal games

[DirtyMustachio]

All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!  I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!

-Cave Johnson, portal games

Bird bird bird, kill it, its evil!

BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!

Both from glados portal 2

[DirtyMustachio]

Thank you mleaner because now you've got my brain going

Everyone do yourself a favor and watch at the very least

1:35-2:00

And 2:24

You have received a YouTube video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkMJtM7Yub8

[5/9 Turtle]

"Your impact will be remembered mathematics guarantees it. Even if, like Bach, you leave things unfinished."
                   - Michael from Vsauce

[Thetrufflehunter]

All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!  I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!

-Cave Johnson, portal games

^this x999,999,999

[Mlerner12]

The companion cubes will not threaten to stab you, and can not, in fact, speak.
       -GlaDos