Ready, Aim Fire 2-MLERNER EDITION

[Mlerner12]

Okay, so poll time.
Should it take place in:
Ravnica
Dominaria
The wilderness
IMtG city

[Mlerner12]

I say inside a Vegas strip club.

Noted.

[Thetrufflehunter]

Agree with taysby.

[Mlerner12]

Jeez. This is gonna be awkward.
"(Mom walks in)
'Whatcha writing?'
'Forums thing.'
(Looks at top of screen)
'Uh...'"

[Mlerner12]

Let's refrain from that, people. As funny as that would be this thread is WITHOUT sex and nudity

[Mlerner12]

You can just not have the party be started yet.

At least have it be in a Vegas casino.

Fine.

[Arbitratur]

Still waiting for that  {Ill-Tempered Cyclops}!

[Mlerner12]

Still waiting for that  {Ill-Tempered Cyclops}!

Next round.

[Mlerner12]

Ready, aim, cease fire?

I know, I've been SWAMPED

[Mlerner12]

Lol, no worries man, just inquiring

Almost finished this, so I'll post within a year

[Mlerner12]

Here it is... FINALLY! I did no mentioning of the people I had to modkill.

iMtG TIMES REPORT

LOCATION: A VEGAS CASINO

"Get out! We don't ALLOW your kind here", Noblellama says to Black Death. "Oh yeah? Well, meet my friends... Lincon... Abraham... and two Washingtons" Death replies, reaching for his wallet. "No. I said, we don't allow BLACK players!", he shouts, clearly enraged. "Well, then, I guess you need to take a look at my... WIDDLE FRIEND!" he says and pulls out a potato gun, pointed at Noblellama, who promtly whips out an AK-47 and shoots everyone in the line.

"I see your two {Burning-Tree Emmisary} and raise you {Goblin Guide}.", says FlickerYourOwnIdentity to TruffleHunter, who is sitting across him.  "Oh yeah? Well, I see your Goblin Guide and raise you an MM {Sword of Fire and Ice}! Hah!" comes the reply. "I fold. I guess the only way to stay alive now is to..." he looks at his enemy across from him dramatically, "get rid of the opposition." he says, pulling out his gun.
"Hah! No mere mortal can defeat those of the New Empire!"
"Who are those?" Flicker says, clearly confused.
"I don't know. But, since this scene is already very picturesque, we should continue it."
"Oh. In that case..." he says, and they both shoot a marshmallow into the mouth of the other. FLicker walks away fine. Trufflehunter goes home, then a few days later promptly dies. Nobody knew it was because he never had an MM Sword of Fire and Ice.

The1337magician and Crackalacka walk up to the bar. Magician asks for H20. Crackalacka asks for H20 too, knowing full well the repercussions. The bartender hands them their drinks. Magician walks away fine, goes home and, clearly drunk, buys 10 Alpha {Black Lotus}.

Arbitratur walks up to the roof of the 20-story casino and looks down at all the excitement happening below. "I can't take it anymore. My pet squirtle fainted... Professor X  was slain... What more is there to live for?" she says.

"WAIT!" comes the reply from behind, from Icescythe. Their conversation went like this.
ICESCYTHE: Darling, stop!
ARBITRATUR: I'm gonna jump!
ICESCYTHE: Don't do it! I'm sorry, I blew it.
ARBITRATUR: It's too little, too late.
ICESCYTHE: NO!
ARBITRATUR: You can't change my fate.
ICESCYTHE: Please!
ARBITRATUR: I'll leave you, and this whole cruel world behind...permanentlyyyyy!
ICESCYTHE: NOOOOO!
ICESCYTHE: Please, don't throw it all away!
ARBITRATUR: Why should I stay?
ICESCYTHE: I swear I'll never leave, I'll never stray!
ARBITRATUR: You never behave.
ICESCYTHE: I promise I'll never leave you for another!
ARBITRATUR: I've heard it before!
ICESCYTHE: And I'm sorry that I shot your brother.
ARBITRATUR: I don't recall..
ICESCYTHE: Please take me back, I swear I'll make this work!
ARBITRATUR: You always say things like that, and then you treat me like a jerk. When it comes to love, you come first.
ICESCYTHE: I have a condition!
ARBITRATUR: It's too late, you'll never change, you're the worst!
ICESCYTHE: I can change, I can learn...new positions!
ARBITRATUR: If I die, you'll know the pain I feel inside! You'll suffer the
way I did when you lied.
ICESCYTHE: Don't do it!
ARBITRATUR: Goodbye!
ICESCYTHE: WAIT!! I.. I love you..
ARBITRATUR: ....... I love you t-
ICESCYTHE: WOW, I don't know you.
ARBITRATUR: ...
ICESCYTHE: Sorry I thought with.. The hair and.. I'm gonna go.
Icescythe then proceeds to walk away, and Arbitratur trips over a rock and falls off the building. Gorzo, being Scythe's long-term lover, kills himself at the sight of Scythe's body.

Taysby orders a drink of beer at the bar, and then strikes up a converstion with the bartender about the TARDIS. The bartender has no idea what this is and puts a knockout pill in Taysby's drink. The effects are instantaneous.


ACTIONS
{Black Death}- shoot Air
{FlickerYourOwnIdentity}- shoot Air
{Noblellama}-shoot Black Death
{TruffleHunter}- shoot Air
{The1337Magician}- shoot Air
{CrackaLacka}- shoot Self
{Arbitratur}- shoot Self
{IceScythe}- Shoot Air
{Taysby}- shoot Air
{Gorzo}- shoot Self

SURVIVORS
Taysby
IceScythe
The1337Magician
NOblellama
FlickerYourOwnIdentity
Trufflehunter

If I made any mistakes let me know!

Boy, that round was boring.


Thanks, Thomas Ridgewell, for the dialog between Icescythe and Arbitratur.

[Thetrufflehunter]

I died and then survived = I'm am a cat with now only 8 lives?

[DylanW18]

I'd love to play this! Lol

[Apathy Reactor]

wait.. but if i lived... why would he kill himself at the sight of my dead body? hubba-wha?

[Mlerner12]

wait.. but if i lived... why would he kill himself at the sight of my dead body? hubba-wha?

*He was drunk.