Magic pick-up lines/puns(NSFW)

[Anoobass]

Back to work...
Hey baby, wanna go back to my place and play with my {Staff of the Wild Magus}.

[Gorzo]

So, this actually happened at game day tonight (err last night, it's 5am now).

My standard match finished fast, and I wanted to play against the Theros Hydra event deck again for fun. So, without thinking, I said to my opponent:

"Good games, man! Now if you'll excuse me, I think I'm gonna go smack the hydra around for a bit."

The guy next to me just started laughing, and added "that sounded SO wrong!" We all started laughing, and my instinct was to add:

"What? I'm just gonna smack the hydra around a little. I have to go to the parking lot for that, right?"

You're welcome.

[LordJanova]

So, this actually happened at game day tonight (err last night, it's 5am now).

My standard match finished fast, and I wanted to play against the Theros Hydra event deck again for fun. So, without thinking, I said to my opponent:

"Good games, man! Now if you'll excuse me, I think I'm gonna go smack the hydra around for a bit."

The guy next to me just started laughing, and added "that sounded SO wrong!" We all started laughing, and my instinct was to add:

"What? I'm just gonna smack the hydra around a little. I have to go to the parking lot for that, right?"

You're welcome.

That's hilarious.

[Stromack]

{Akki drillmaster}

Art nsfw

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

{Akki drillmaster}

Art nsfw

Just no......

[LadyGrixis]

I'll be your Akki Drillmaster

[Arbitratur]

{Akki drillmaster}

Art nsfw

Bahahahahaha!

[Stromack]

I'll be your Akki Drillmaster
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Yessssss!

[Mattao19]

Come back to my place and ill introduce your {Tenple Garden} to my {Throne of Bone}

[LordJanova]

I'll give you a few lashes with my {whip of erebos}.

[Necromancerman]

Ild tap you so hard babe you would call me venser

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

I'd tap you so hard you'd think I was {Entangling Vines}

[LordJanova]

I'll put you in my {Vedalken Shackles}.

[Anoobass]

This is becoming more BDSM then anything...kinda kinky...I like kinky.

[LordJanova]

This is becoming more BDSM then anything...kinda kinky...I like kinky.

I like kinky too.