Magic pick-up lines/puns(NSFW)

[Mattao19]

Right? My friend showed it to me and it was magical lol

[Steerpike]

Steam vents is ridiculous hahaha

[Apathy Reactor]

{ACH! HANS, RUN!} THE {GOBBLING OOZE} IS {BREACH}ING THE {BREEDING PIT}!

[LadyGrixis]

{ACH! HANS, RUN!} THE {GOBBLING OOZE} IS {BREACH}ING THE {BREEDING PIT}!

And that........is just too much ooze.

[ThassaDevoted]

Imma turn that spawning pit into an ooze garden!

[Silent1236]

Holy .poo..  This thread is incredible. LadyGrixis, I think you have become my favorite iMtG user ever haha.

[DirtyMustachio]

Eh gurl, I like yo moves, now let me show you my {biorhythm}

[LadyGrixis]

Holy .poo..  This thread is incredible. LadyGrixis, I think you have become my favorite iMtG user ever haha.

<3

[DirtyMustachio]

Hey now, she may be a {chosen of markov} but baby your the only one I'd choose.

[LadyGrixis]

Somewhat on topic, has anyone else noticed the phallic imagery in the Theros islands?
http://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=373595
Numbers 2+3 especially

Also, hey baby, are you from Rakdos, cause I want to have a {{Havoc Festival}} in your pants.

^^THIS^^

[ThassaDevoted]

Is there a Mirror Gallery in your pants? Cause I know some legendaries that wanna go alpha on dat.

[Mattao19]

http://mtgpickuplines.tumblr.com/image/41587909738

[Steerpike]

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised it's been done before -___-

[Anoobass]

Hey baby, wanna go bant vs grixis tonight?

[Mlerner12]

Hey baby, wanna go bant vs grixis tonight?

I'll show you why I'm the exalted one and you're gonna find it unearthing.

I guess I'm Jund 'cuz I'm going to devour you!
This thread is just... Wrong lol