Stuff Needed

[Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker]

I needs:
1x {Ben-Ben, Akki Hermity Dude}
{Ib Halfheart, the A-Hole Goblin Tactician that killed thousands of goblin soldiers}
{Lighning Crafter} who's a beast
{Moggcatcher} cause Moggs are the stupidest of goblins
{Skirk Fire Marshal, the nuker}
{Sqee, Goblin Nabob, A Hero to Thousands}
{Empty the Warrens} (even though goblins don't live in warrens...)

[Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker]

And, yep, they all do lead to their actual cards

[BlackJester]

...{Empty the Warrens} (even though goblins don't live in warrens...)

They don't?

[Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker]

Nope. We live in small villages, actually. Houses are usually made of stone and mud, with some thatched roofs and some stone-mud brick like roofs. Each village is composed of a social structure:
Chieftain(ess)
Advisors/Generals
Aunties, skilled workers ({Akki Rockspeaker})
Soldiers
Townsfolk
Our religion is similar to that of the Kitsune, except we have a more military-based power. We have many gods, but we mostly worship the gods of lightning, fire, and earth. 
If you have any other questions, go ahead and ask.

[BlackJester]

Nope. We live in small villages, actually. Houses are usually made of stone and mud, with some thatched roofs and some stone-mud brick like roofs. Each village is composed of a social structure:
Chieftain(ess)
Advisors/Generals
Aunties, skilled workers ({Akki Rockspeaker})
Soldiers
Townsfolk
Our religion is similar to that of the Kitsune, except we have a more military-based power. We have many gods, but we mostly worship the gods of lightning, fire, and earth. 
If you have any other questions, go ahead and ask.

I thought goblin culture varied heavily from plane to plane.

[Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker]

I'm like the Jester of goblins. I KNOW EVERYTHING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLZHAHAHAHAHAHA😂

[Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker]

Nope. We live in small villages, actually. Houses are usually made of stone and mud, with some thatched roofs and some stone-mud brick like roofs. Each village is composed of a social structure:
Chieftain(ess)
Advisors/Generals
Aunties, skilled workers ({Akki Rockspeaker})
Soldiers
Townsfolk
Our religion is similar to that of the Kitsune, except we have a more military-based power. We have many gods, but we mostly worship the gods of lightning, fire, and earth. 
If you have any other questions, go ahead and ask.

I thought goblin culture varied heavily from plane to plane.

That's Akki. I do know of the goblins of dominara (quite dim-witted folk) that do live in small warrens, but most of us live in villages, swamps, and large rocks.

[Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker]

We hollow them out using lava and explosions.

[Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker]

I'm like the Jester of goblins. I KNOW EVERYTHING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLZHAHAHAHAHAHA😂

Forgot u like jester better than BJ

[Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker]

Forgot:
What we eat!
Goblins are omnivores, but not scavengers. We hunt and kill meats we can find, and gather berries, fruits, and farm some kinds of root vegetables. Stew, steak(sort of) burgers(again, sort of), and just cooked meat slabs are common foods eaten by almost all goblins.

[Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker]

As for wifi, the connection is terrible out here, but apparently internetz travel across planes😌

[Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker]

All goblins can trace their heritage back to Indus Toopid, or fat bum in what could be called the goblin version of Latin. As the main goblin ancestor, they are affectionately referred too as Indys. Many of these "Indies" could apparently Planeswalk, however, they were not Planeswalkers. They started goblin colonies all over the multiverse. This Planeswalking gene has apparently been removed from goblin DNA, as less than .1% of goblins can travel the Blind Eternities.

[Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker]

Now: Any Questions?

[darkarts981]

Now: Any Questions?

Yes:
How is any of this even relevant? 😜

[Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker]

Answer:
It's not. Next?