Altered MtG Commander Flavor Text - Contest!

[LordJanova]

"Just a second ago you were confident in your ability to defeat me, but then your forces vanished in the blink of an eye. Test my patience and you'll join them."

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

"Existence is merely a myth.  For you at least."

[Thetrufflehunter]

"Armor: missing. Weapons: gone. Soul: vanished".

[Anoobass]

If I were you, I'd run, for you stand a far better chance of surviving if I cannot see you.

So you've come to kill me?  You and what army?

The chances of me dying today are slim and none, and slim just vanished into thin air.

[Anoobass]

Have we met before?  I seem to remember someone like you that left just a minute ago.

Knock, knock...oh I guess no one is there...

[Apathy Reactor]

"Just... Poof"

[MarduArrow]

All seemed lost, the odds were against us, but then he rose before us, and with one beat of his mighty wings our foes vanished, dragged back to the hell from whence they came-  {Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir}

[Apathy Reactor]

"He sees you as a nuisance,
You don't see him."

[Gorzo]

That looks amazing in the future sight frame, btw, DC. Well done

[Anoobass]

That looks amazing in the future sight frame, btw, DC. Well done

Am I the only one who doesn't like that setup?  It just seems so...uncoordinated

[IntoFire]

"He glides across the fields of this plane in search for a fitting subject"

[EvACiDe]

Existentialism, a fallacy of your thought process."

[IntoFire]

"It acts as an Illusion,not knowing it's sense of morality,it ravages the landscape yet, it also protects the people from invaders"

          - Molko,Elvish geographer.

[Mlerner12]

"Overrated. I mean, they can just be re-caAAAAUGH!"
-Last words of {Sarkhan Vol}

[EvACiDe]

CaAUGHHh lmao