Andy Samberg/The Lonley Island

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

I'm a huge fan of lonely island! Semicolon anyone?

A COMMA AND A .love.ING DOT... SEMICOLON!!!!!!!
(My fave, along with Jack Spareow)

Those are all examples of colons, you all get F's.

[KILLERBEE]

Two Hollywood phonies tried to give me their autograph. GROOOOUND! Nobody wants your autograph, Phonies! Then the two phonies got up, turned out they had a taser. And they tased me in the buthole! I fell to the ground, the phonies didn't let up. Tasing on my butthole, over and over. I was screaming and squirming my butthole was on fire! The moral of the story is, you cant trust the system!

[Apathy Reactor]

Lol love that part^

[DirtyMustachio]

Its the chronic"what"cles of narnia

Lazy sunday ftw

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

These dudes is comic relief; Whoopi
And I'm the motherf***ing monster; Cookie

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Uh huh. So that's an... average day for you then.
No doubt.
You chop your balls off and die?
H*** yeah.
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own d***?
Nope.
Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.
Nah, that ain't me.
OK, well this has been eye-opening for me.
I'm the boss.
Ya, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times.
I'm the boss.
Ya, ya, I got it.
I'm the boss.

[Apathy Reactor]

RAPE THE PIG!

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

RAPE THE PIG!

Here are the actual lyrics for Spell It Out (which I assume you are referencing)
DUDETHATHASSEXWITHPIGSFORMONEY­BUTONLYASASIDETHINGRIGHTNOW,I'­MJUSTSHORTONCASHANDHAVEIRONSIN­THEFIREBUTINTHISECONOMYIT'LLHA­VETODOMYNAMEIS...LENNY!

[Apathy Reactor]

Ha! No it's a "like a boss" parody.

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Don't look up "Rape the Pig" on YouTube, just don't!

[Apathy Reactor]

Lol no! It is just a line from it. XD LMFAO

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

I would like to know why there is video of a pig rape on YouTube!

[Apathy Reactor]

∑(ﾟДﾟ) if anyone asks... I did not send you there

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

I feel like I am on some federal list now after looking that up.

On a brighter note:
"Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah no no
ah yeah yeah yeah
ah yeah yeah yeah
ah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah"
-3-Way

[Apathy Reactor]

Say it ain't so!
Your drug is a heartbreaker!
My love is a life taker!