Storm Crow

[lotrwk]

When storm crow stares at the sun, the sun goes blind

[DylanW18]

When the {Storm Crow} pees, the holy Catholic Church collects each drop for their holy water

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Nicol Bolas once tried to capture {Storm Crow}, but sadly he was killed in the process...and yes, I mean Nicol Bolas.

[Birdbrain]

{storm crow} was once beaten by {tarmagoyf}. Now {Tarmagoyf} rests in the {door to nothingness} which storm crow summoned just be opening it's beak

[Apathy Reactor]

Stormcrow once decided to land, now we have earthquakes.

Stormcrow was once attacked by a zombie with deathtouch. He touched it, and it died.

I suck at these, so stormcrow approves of this message.

[Mizark]

{Progenitus} doesn't have protection from Storm Crow

[Mattao19]

Watch out {Storm Crow} is behind you!!!

Admit it you just freaked out and looked behind you!

[DrainCleaner]

Someone once {Doom Blade}d my {Storm Crow}. They immediately lost the game.

[Mlerner12]

Storm Crow will win the "Whoever gets the last post wins" thread.

[Agarrita80]

Storm crow once produced offspring, thus  {Emrakul, the Aeons Torn} was born.

[Mizark]

I once played a game against someone who did the {Time Warp}, {Panoptic Mirror} infinite turn combo.

I still won with Storm Crow.

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

When {Storm Crow} flaps his wings we get those things we call hurricanes.

[IntoFire]

When {Storm Crow} pecks his beak,earthquakes occur.

[Mizark]

They tried to ban Storm Crow once,..........but unfortunately he was to OP

[Vampyvyrus]

Ever hear of Hiroshima? The US took credit...but after extensive study and research it became apparent that the cause of the destruction in both Hiroshima and Nagasaki was due to {stormcrow} having gas.