Cheap card

Started by Imdowd80, March 09, 2012, 02:50:53 PM

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Imdowd80

Whats the cheapest card in magic?  I don't mean cheap as in price, but the card that makes you wanna quit the game and punch babies holding kittens. For me it's Jace all because he has a zero ability that makes me mill ten cards. That's just so cheap and annoying it should at least be a -1 ability.

BlackJester

{Megrim} - Hey guys, let's take something unfun and add damage!  yay!

Mass land descruction - {Armageddon}, {Balancing Act} (as my buddy plays it).  You know you're having a great time playing your favorite game when you are stripped of your hand and permanents and slowly wait for a lonely {Anurid Brushhopper} to kill 4 people.  weee.   :(

Imdowd80

Oh I need a {megrim} for my discard deck. 4 of them and 4 {Lillianas caress}  who needs creatures.

BlackJester

Quote from: Imdowd80 on March 09, 2012, 03:25:32 PM
Oh I need a {megrim} for my discard deck. 4 of them and 4 {Lillianas caress}  who needs creatures.

Run that with {Memory Jar}s, {Jace's Archivist}s, {Mindslicer}s, and watch as your friends all stop being your friends anymore.

Imdowd80

You really don't want me to have friends who play magic.

BlackJester

Quote from: Imdowd80 on March 09, 2012, 03:47:10 PM
You really don't want me to have friends who play magic.
It's one of the decks I face on a regular basis in my meta. 😔

cltrn81

{underworld dreams} hey let's take something cool like drawing cards and make it suck

cltrn81

{Elesh, Norn grand Cenobite} hey let's beat up on the little guys some more

cltrn81

{gilded drake} my opponent just stole my {blightsteel colossus} and all I got was this stupid baby dragon

Imdowd80

{gildred drake}.... Wow you really need to be a certain kind of person to run blue decks.

Sai

{Jace, the Mind Sculptor}s final ability combined with {Rings of Brighthearth}.  Too be honest, Jace is just plain cheap...

BoyMac

{praetors grasp} and another card that I can't remember it's name but it makes you choose a new hand for an opponent from his/her library.

Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker


Prophylaxis

Quote from: Imdowd80 on March 09, 2012, 02:50:53 PM
Whats the cheapest card in magic?  I don't mean cheap as in price, but the card that makes you wanna quit the game and punch babies holding kittens. For me it's Jace all because he has a zero ability that makes me mill ten cards. That's just so cheap and annoying it should at least be a -1 ability.
The Swords.

BoyMac