Make the person above you into a mechanic

[Apathy Reactor]

SUICIDE- When a creature with suicide deals combat damage to a player That player must. Pay {X} where {X} is the amount of damage this creature dealt this turn. If unable to do so that players loses the game.

.this better be on a 1/1 lol
Storm call {0}; put 9001 storm crow tokens with flying and annihilator 50 onto the battlefield

Icescythe

Cold cut:

{2}{U}{T}: slap your opponent with a piece of ham.

i like it
Truffle Hunt {G} : target player must eat the nearest mushroom

[Mlerner12]

Ice Scythe - When this creature deals combat damage to a player, tap target permanent. It does not untap during its controller's next untap step

Cbstrad- {9}
Whenever you cast this spell, you may pay {9}. If you do, exile all zones you control  except this card. It is an infinity/infinity with haste and unblock able.

[IntoFire]

Lerning 4 - Whenever this creature attacks,reveal the top four cards pf your library,you may choose one and cast it without paying it's mana cost.Put the rest knto your graveyard.