About to fly

[Mattao19]

Lets hope for  {Favorable Winds}!!

[Mlerner12]

Hopefully it doesn't crash in a {Torrent of Flame}

[Mlerner12]

Maybe you'll be swept up by a {Windstorm!}

[Mattao19]

Then is have to pay the  {Ultimate Price}!

[That_Guy]

A {crash landing} would be really bad!

[Mizark]

A {crash landing} would be really bad!

Or getting hit by a {Lightning Bolt}

[Mlerner12]

That'd be a {Shock}

[Langku]

The {Flight} isn't what you need to worry about. It's when your luggage gets {totally lost} that  your day is ruined.

[Mizark]

I would go {Berserk} if that ever happens !!

[Mlerner12]

I would feel like {Murder}ing someone.

[Mizark]

Yeah !!
Then trying to find your luggage would be a complete {Torture}

[Slenderbro]

But who knows, you might get to sit by a  {Red-Hot Hottie} on the flight itself. You never know ;-)

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Sure people make puns here but when you do it on Whoever Gets the Last Post Wins, you get yelled at.

[Mattao19]

For those of you who care (probably nobody) I arrived safely. And I'm back to the  {City of Ass} that is Toronto. (Jk Toronto is awesome just wanted the pun)

[Mizark]

Unless there's a {Hurricane}
Then you won't see anything !!
Except for a {Windstorm} !!