The most worthless card you can think of

Started by Slenderbro, June 16, 2013, 10:42:37 PM

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Slenderbro

Annnnnndddd go, i'll start.

{Goblin Test Pilot}
I personally watched a guy kill him self all night with this card at fnm. Somehow the luck concept wasnt working for him

IntoFire

Drudge Beetle,the mana cost and P/T are decent but I don't want to pay 6 mana for two counters.

The1337Magician

 {Goblin Dirigible}
I pulled like 20 from a "randomized" box.

Agarrita80

 {Trait Doctoring} .. Just that horrible feeling when you crack open a pack and this is your rare.

Slenderbro

Quote from: CbStrad on June 17, 2013, 11:26:25 AM
Quote from: Agarrita80 on June 17, 2013, 10:29:31 AM
{Trait Doctoring} .. Just that horrible feeling when you crack open a pack and this is your rare.
Hey, at least Doctoring has SOME playability. These others, I often wonder why Wizards printed them; they're, like, made of suck. From the elemental plane of suck
They are made to test a players logical sensibility. The ability to differentiate between good and bad cards is what makes players great.

MisterJH

I think they just have to make some bad cards so that pack prices can stay affordable. If every rare was $5 every pack would be over $5..

Frothandslosh

{Emmara Tandris}. I don't think that there's a deck in existence that wants her in it.

Juggernaut9060

Quote from: Frothandslosh on June 17, 2013, 03:16:29 PM
{Emmara Tandris}. I don't think that there's a deck in existence that wants her in it.
Explain please. I don't see why everyone is hating on this card. I think it is an okay card. Not good or great, but okay.

MisterJH


MuggyWuggy

I personally enjoy cards that are geared towards EDH play

Mikefrompluto

Quote from: MisterJH on June 17, 2013, 03:13:38 PM
I think they just have to make some bad cards so that pack prices can stay affordable. If every rare was $5 every pack would be over $5..

Exactly. There's also the drafting aspect in that some cards are good in draft but not constructed, plus they have to make cards for everybody. Not every card can be {thragtusk}.

Quisequise

Mark Rosewater did a podcast one day and explained why they make bad cards.

Mlerner12

Like {enter the infinite}. Unless you have, like, {omnisience}, you'll draw your deck, not really be able to play stuff, then end up discarding next turn. A Boros player could get a mill win! It's just not right.

rarehuntertay


Ageniv