Conquer the hill...

[Millionlittlee]

No. Reason being {laboratory maniac}. My opponent is alive and well

[MuggyWuggy]

No. Reason being {laboratory maniac}. My opponent is alive and well

Bro you're in exile, no spellz

[Apathy Reactor]

 {Fall of the Gavel}
government once a gain has the hill and they put  {Selesnya Sentry}s on the hill.

[IntoFire]

I cast a tragic slip and destroy the hill

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

IntoFire is sent on a {Path of Exile} because he doesn't realize the hill is industructible. 
A {Progenitus} bursts from the hill killing everyone on it, I then walk up to the top, and sit next to my pet prog.

I have the hill

[Missingkirby34]

So the government ha the hill eh? Well Morgan Freeman narrates my epic climb as I befriend a {spear breaker behemoth} he carries Morgan and I up to the top of the hill. When we get up there the government crumbles under the immense power of Morgan Freeman's voice. Morgan freeman than notices the true power of his own voice and uses it to help me control the hill, he realizes whatever he narrates comes true. Come at me bro. I control the hill now.

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

So the government ha the hill eh? Well Morgan Freeman narrates my epic climb as I befriend a {spear breaker behemoth} he carries Morgan and I up to the top of the hill. When we get up there the government crumbles under the immense power of Morgan Freeman's voice. Morgan freeman than notices the true power of his own voice and uses it to help me control the hill, he realizes whatever he narrates comes true. Come at me bro. I control the hill now.

Did we really post at the exact same time.

[Missingkirby34]

So the government ha the hill eh? Well Morgan Freeman narrates my epic climb as I befriend a {spear breaker behemoth} he carries Morgan and I up to the top of the hill. When we get up there the government crumbles under the immense power of Morgan Freeman's voice. Morgan freeman than notices the true power of his own voice and uses it to help me control the hill, he realizes whatever he narrates comes true. Come at me bro. I control the hill now.

Did we really post at the exact same time.

Wow we did. Right down to the second.

[IntoFire]

IntoFire is sent on a {Path of Exile} because he doesn't realize the hill is industructible. 
A {Progenitus} bursts from the hill killing everyone on it, I then walk up to the top, and sit next to my pet prog.

I have the hill

[IntoFire]

IntoFire is sent on a {Path of Exile} because he doesn't realize the hill is industructible. 
A {Progenitus} bursts from the hill killing everyone on it, I then walk up to the top, and sit next to my pet prog.

I have the hill

Ah,but you forgot,Indestructible means nothing can destroy it.I didn't destroy it.I gave it -13/-13.So the hill is still dead.

[Agarrita80]

Nah only If you cast  {Hydroform} on the hill first

[IntoFire]

You also forgot. The hill is a land and as such, cannot be TragSlipped as it was. ;P

That said, having called a technicality, I also find a loophole in the MTG rules that allow me to evict the last person on the hill.

The hill is mine

Nope, {Planar Cleansing},no one owns the hill.

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

It turns out, I am a land.

I have the hill.

[IntoFire]

So I {Craterize} Flicker and {Disentomb} myself.Te hill is mine!

[izik99]

I {Magical Hack} into his brain, and remove all memories from it. He wanders away from the hill and stumbles into a McDonalds and asks for a cheeseburger, but instead of eating it, you sit on it, and cheese starts oozing out from under you.

I set up a {Giest of Saint Venser Of The Vielghoyf, the Mindsculptor} to guard my hill.

The hill is mine.