Conquer the hill...

[Ageniv]

I scoff at you for using capital letters as if it makes you cool or something and since I scoffed all of you run away to have a quick cry before coming back to find me (temporarily) in control of the hill.

[Apathy Reactor]

WE DROP BASS IN YO FACE

[Mlerner12]

I RAP TO "THE REAL SLIM SHADY" ACCURATELY

SHOW UP THAT, FOOL!

[Apathy Reactor]

{WHAT IS LOVE, BABY DON'T HURT ME, DONT HURT ME, NO MORE}

[Mlerner12]

MY HOUSE


IN THE MIDDLE IF THE STREET

[Mattao19]

I walk to the top of the hill and ask politely if I can take the the hill. The current hill owner (pleased about my good manners) gladly gives me the hill.

The hill is mine

[Apathy Reactor]

you didn't say thank you, I take the hill back from this utter discrace to chivalry.

[MarduArrow]

I gather all three pieces of the triforce and Make-A-Wish. I wish to rule the hill and you are all my subjects.

The hill is mine

Except I already have the triforce

[MarduArrow]

you didn't say thank you, I take the hill back from this utter discrace to chivalry.

I slap you in a left to right movement with a pair of regulation off-white leather duel challenging gloves, after winning the duel I claim the hill

The hill is mine

[Mattao19]

Then I slap you right to left challenge you to a duel win and

CLAIM THE HILL

[Agarrita80]

I offer Matteo a foil  {Voice of Resurgence} for control of the hill. Unable to resist he concedes the hill over to me. On his way down the hill a mob of magic card stealing thieves cross paths with Matteo an he loses the voice to them in exchange for his life. I buy the card back from the thieves for 15$. Silly thieves!

The hill is mine!

[IntoFire]

I just win.

[Apathy Reactor]

I WIN LOUDER!

[Mattao19]

I don't even like voice of resurgence!!

[Mlerner12]

DO YOU WIN LOUDER TGAN ME?