Favorite Flavor Text

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

Ok guys, I was bored recently looking through my magic cards, so I decided I'd look through their flavor text.  There were some pretty good ones too.  Which one is your favorite?

[The1337Magician]

I like  {Caterwauling Boggart} and  {Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind} from Guildpack. Niv Mizzet's is his name in a mathematical formula.

[Bozo_Law]

I like {Dwarven Miner}.

[Iandtormentor]

 {Crossbow Infantry}

[Bozo_Law]

I like  {Caterwauling Boggart} and  {Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind} from Guildpack. Niv Mizzet's is his name in a mathematical formula.

I hope that you have caught that
(Z->)90° - (E-N²W)90°t=1
turned sideways is "(NIV)-(MIZZE)t=1"

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

Oh my....
I didn't ever notice that.  At all...

[MuggyWuggy]

 {Horned Troll}

[Umbra]

 {Canyon Minotaur} 2013 version

Flavor Text:

"We'll scale these cliffs, traverse Brittle Bridge, and then fight our way down the volcanic slopes on the other side."
"Isn't the shortest route through the canyon?"
"Yes."
"So shouldn't we—"
"No."

[xStrayKnightx]

Balefire Dragon! 

"If it comes for you, die boldly or die swiftly - for die you will."

[izik99]

 {Raging Goblin}

(Portal Second Age)

[AgrusKos]

{Werebear}

[Trunksthemighty]

 {Razorfield Thresher}

[Iandtormentor]

Balefire Dragon! 

"If it comes for you, die boldly or die swiftly - for die you will."

So true

[KILLERBEE]

I have 2 that I really like {Remand}

[KILLERBEE]

And {Discumbobulate}