Whoever gets the last post wins!

[LinkCelestrial]

I'm looking for a female with two thumbs who likes Dark Souls, Netflix, and sandwiches.

Video games, cuddles and music.

[Apathy Reactor]

I'm looking for a female with two thumbs who likes Dark Souls, Netflix, and sandwiches.

All of them like making sandwiches, so...

I'll make the sandwiches. She just has to like them.

[ELLERfeller]

These sound like excuses to never go on a date again.

[MarduArrow]

Ouch

[Apathy Reactor]

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond.
I want a girl who knows what's best.
I want a girl who appreciates a good 90's style LAN party.

[LinkCelestrial]

Chick I went on date with a couple days ago said she's still too broken from her divorce for a relationship. Do I do something to attract the broken girls because it seems like that's all I get

Every girl that's ever expressed interest in me has been sexually abused.

[Apathy Reactor]

Succ

[ELLERfeller]

That post gave me cancer.

[redwolv]

That post gave me cancer.

Good, so it wasn't just me.

[Apathy Reactor]

That's generally something you smile to yourself about. No one here really needs to hear about it. 👍

[Thefluffymacheen]

That's generally something you smile to yourself about. No one here really needs to hear about it. 👍

We need a Taysby's romantic life subtopic

[MarduArrow]

That post gave me cancer.

Good, so it wasn't just me.

Hey!  That was so smooth it cures cancer!

In no way was that smooth, say no to trump

[ELLERfeller]

Debatable.

[Apathy Reactor]

Not really.

[Apathy Reactor]

Played solid games of paper magic tonight for the first time in ages. Feels good man