Whoever gets the last post wins!

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

Day 5846: Humans have begun the trip to Zoroplac.  We are out of packaged peanuts, so they will have to eat each other to stay alive.

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

Day 5867: A human has used an escape pod to go back to earth with all the ones we have left behind.  Unknown name.

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

Day 6534: After returning to Earth, we have witnessed several movies about a human's journey through space and how he escaped.  Aparently the human's name was M. Night Shamylan

[MarduArrow]

Sshhh

[PapaBudz]

Been a minute since I've posted here. Sneaking in for the win.

[Ekann1]

Nope, sorry.

[MarduArrow]

...

[MarduArrow]

Shaddap!

[Ekann1]

Nope.

[Ekann1]

No

Is that all you post on this thread?

[Ekann1]

Ok, then post something else or you contradict yourself

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

Day 245: I have disguised myself as a rock in an obscure vegetated area.  No human has paid mind to me.  Mission success.

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

Day 1: Five thousand of my planet's soldiers and I have begun our invasion of earth.  First we shall morph into various objects that mimic those around us to see how to blend in, and to observe humans' behavior.  We have landed on a piece of land surrounded by an unknown liquid.

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

Day 57:  A couple of our troops have been compromised.  They were stuffed into what we believe is 'newspaper' and stabbed with an odd object.  Their poisonous blood killed several humans.  We must retreat from human contacts and go to a remote location.  A colorless area with falling specks has been spotted and there are rarely humans there.  Troops have been advised to move, anyone left behind is to be forgotten.

[MarduArrow]