Whoever gets the last post wins!

[Birdbrain]

...went way out deep into the ocean. saw a shark, had a stroke. Back in the ambulance I go, had a dream about a girl I used to know. She said I got to warn you about Mexico and California. She said I got to warn you about Mexico and California. Oh yea, she said I got to warn you about Mexico and California.
Earthquakes and sharks to start us off. If chuppacabras ain't enough. Black widow spiders, killer bees. There ain't no shade there ain't no trees. Hot desert heat and polluted air, and traffic jams beyond compare. That's all I got to warn you about Mexico and California

[Vileo]

My dog eats his poo... And chews on everything!!! I've had to replace 3 iPhone chargers, my laptop power cord and 4 pairs of shoes because of... That.... Thing....

you think that's bad? My cat eats cardboard. EATS it. She also ate part of my Ethernet cable for my Xbox...

[IntoFire]

Haha.

[lotrwk]

The barrel roll in Star Fox is not a barrel roll. It is an ailderan roll.

I see how it is

Both moves are reserved for flight shows becausein a battle the would get you killed. Same with the other two best moves.

Actually a barrel roll is an excellent combat maneuver, it can get you from in front of your enemy to behind them. Someone obviously never watched "Dogfights" on tv

Only if your opponent is a goldfish. Otherwise it makes you a bigger target.

I think it would also work on a turtle, and possibly an alpaca

What type of turtle?

A TURTLE ON DRUGS!!!!!

WHAT IS A TURTLE?

[PapaBudz]

I think we are on our way to changing the world.

[rarehuntertay]

My dog eats his poo... And chews on everything!!! I've had to replace 3 iPhone chargers, my laptop power cord and 4 pairs of shoes because of... That.... Thing....

you think that's bad? My cat eats cardboard. EATS it. She also ate part of my Ethernet cable for my Xbox...

Let's see. Around here, an iPhone is 25, my laptop charger is 40, and the shoes totaled 240 altogether. So that's over 300 dollars I've had to spend on that thing. I wish it would eat cardboard, at least that's inexpensive... Just feed it basic lands or tip cards...

[Destore117]

Win

[Vileo]

My dog eats his poo... And chews on everything!!! I've had to replace 3 iPhone chargers, my laptop power cord and 4 pairs of shoes because of... That.... Thing....

you think that's bad? My cat eats cardboard. EATS it. She also ate part of my Ethernet cable for my Xbox...

Let's see. Around here, an iPhone is 25, my laptop charger is 40, and the shoes totaled 240 altogether. So that's over 300 dollars I've had to spend on that thing. I wish it would eat cardboard, at least that's inexpensive... Just feed it basic lands or tip cards...

LOL I actually tossed a {Wake the Reflections} around for my cat once. I think if I'd left it with her, she would have eaten it. But yeah. The most expensive thing she's eaten was my mom's iPhone cable. My dog on the other hand...

[MarduArrow]

Oh yeah!!

OH YEEAAAHHHHH!!

NEW!!! Falcon Punch Flavor!!!

[PapaBudz]

Oh yeah!!

OH YEEAAAHHHHH!!

NEW!!! Falcon Punch Flavor!!!

I passed out... Woke up to this and laughed my ass off!

[Mattao19]

Can I win now?

[Vileo]

Nope. =P

[Mattao19]

How about now?

[PapaBudz]

Nope

[Vileo]

I think the winner of this thread will be like. A sentient cockroach or something. After we all get nuked they'll just log on and be like, "sup bitches"