Whoever gets the last post wins!

[Apathy Reactor]

;-; bad joke is bad.

[Erik_the_gray]

Ok how about this one.

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?
It was "TWO TIRED"!!

[Apathy Reactor]

it needs a "KICK STAND!" get it? no? me either...

[Erik_the_gray]

Ok last one.

What did the termite say when he walked into the bar?
"Excuse me, is the "BAR TENDER" here?"!!

I'm the only one laughing at this point.

I know about 817274937 more puns, so if anyone wants more let me know.

[MarduArrow]

....

[Apathy Reactor]

Ok last one.

What did the termite say when he walked into the bar?
"Excuse me, is the "BAR TENDER" here?"!!

I'm the only one laughing at this point.

I know about 817274937 more puns, so if anyone wants more let me know.

how about i let you no.

[Skyshadow731]

Ok last one.

What did the termite say when he walked into the bar?
"Excuse me, is the "BAR TENDER" here?"!!

I'm the only one laughing at this point.

I know about 817274937 more puns, so if anyone wants more let me know.

More.

[Erik_the_gray]

What did the single woman say to the carbon molecule on their first date?

"Well to be honest, when your add said you were interested in bonding... This isn't what I had in mind."

[MarduArrow]

...

[Apathy Reactor]

well.. better snake than lever...

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

...

^the only reply that is acceptable for these puns...

[Sparkle Ninja]

I must win!

[Skyshadow731]

Haha. I love being a nerd

[Sparkle Ninja]

Have fun with that

[MarduArrow]

I will