What card would you be?

[MisterJH]

{MisterMan}
CMC: 3{B}{B}{W}{U}
Ability: {MisterMan} can block 2 additional creatures
when {MisterMan} blocks, he may tap up to one creature, deal 3 damage to up to one creature, and draw cards equal to up to one creatures power minus its toughness.
{MisterMan} cannot target the same creature with more than one of his abilities.
P/T: 6/7

[xStrayKnightx]

Stray Knight 3W, 1R, 1B, 2C
Creature - Rogue Knight
Rare
Vigilance, double strike, haste, reach.
1W: tap target non-Human creature.
1R: tap target artifact you don't control.
3B: destroy target tapped nonland, non-enchantment permanent.
5/7
"My king has exiled me...however, I remain loyal to his cause."

[Birdbrain]

Banen, Ruthless Traitor
1 red or green. 1 blue or red. 1blue or green and 1 generic. Hybrid Card

+2: Banen, Ruthless Traitor deals X damage to target creature where X is the amount of Loyalty Points on Banen. Draw a card.

-1: Put 2 +1/+1 counters on target creature. If this creature was red, blue or green, draw a card.

0: Banen, Ruthless Traitor becomes a 7/7 indestructible human warrior creature with Double Strike and Trample. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Banen this turn.

-8: You get an emblem with " permanents you control are indestructible, and have Double Strike and Trample" and " Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.

5 loyalty counters

This is so broken... It would cost double or triple that

Lol just wait til i work for magic and make this a real card. $1,000,000 card that only comes in like 1 in every 20 boxes lol

it would never get passed R&D, or even MaRo for that matter. they would seriously cripple its capabilities. They make sure the game is balanced, and this isn't. Good luck trying though

[Fenster]

{Fenster}
{U}{W}{B}{R}{G}
0/1

Sacrifice a colorless permanent; Untap Fenster

Tap; Gain control of target colored permanent.


Edited again

[xStrayKnightx]

{Fenster}
{U}{W}{B}{R}{G}
0/1

Sacrifice a colorless permanent: Gain control of target colored permanent.

I actually like that!

[Mikefrompluto]

Banen, Ruthless Traitor
1 red or green. 1 blue or red. 1blue or green and 1 generic. Hybrid Card

+2: Banen, Ruthless Traitor deals X damage to target creature where X is the amount of Loyalty Points on Banen. Draw a card.

-1: Put 2 +1/+1 counters on target creature. If this creature was red, blue or green, draw a card.

0: Banen, Ruthless Traitor becomes a 7/7 indestructible human warrior creature with Double Strike and Trample. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Banen this turn.

-8: You get an emblem with " permanents you control are indestructible, and have Double Strike and Trample" and " Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.

5 loyalty counters

This is so broken... It would cost double or triple that

Lol just wait til i work for magic and make this a real card. $1,000,000 card that only comes in like 1 in every 20 boxes lol

it would never get passed R&D, or even MaRo for that matter. they would seriously cripple its capabilities. They make sure the game is balanced, and this isn't. Good luck trying though

Don't be a funsucker. You have the ability.

[Birdbrain]

Banen, Ruthless Traitor
1 red or green. 1 blue or red. 1blue or green and 1 generic. Hybrid Card

+2: Banen, Ruthless Traitor deals X damage to target creature where X is the amount of Loyalty Points on Banen. Draw a card.

-1: Put 2 +1/+1 counters on target creature. If this creature was red, blue or green, draw a card.

0: Banen, Ruthless Traitor becomes a 7/7 indestructible human warrior creature with Double Strike and Trample. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Banen this turn.

-8: You get an emblem with " permanents you control are indestructible, and have Double Strike and Trample" and " Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.

5 loyalty counters

This is so broken... It would cost double or triple that

Lol just wait til i work for magic and make this a real card. $1,000,000 card that only comes in like 1 in every 20 boxes lol

it would never get passed R&D, or even MaRo for that matter. they would seriously cripple its capabilities. They make sure the game is balanced, and this isn't. Good luck trying though

Don't be a funsucker. You have the ability.

+1 for your honest opinion of me

[Silent1236]

Banen, Ruthless Traitor
1 red or green. 1 blue or red. 1blue or green and 1 generic. Hybrid Card

+2: Banen, Ruthless Traitor deals X damage to target creature where X is the amount of Loyalty Points on Banen. Draw a card.

-1: Put 2 +1/+1 counters on target creature. If this creature was red, blue or green, draw a card.

0: Banen, Ruthless Traitor becomes a 7/7 indestructible human warrior creature with Double Strike and Trample. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Banen this turn.

-8: You get an emblem with " permanents you control are indestructible, and have Double Strike and Trample" and " Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.

5 loyalty counters

This is so broken... It would cost double or triple that

Lol just wait til i work for magic and make this a real card. $1,000,000 card that only comes in like 1 in every 20 boxes lol

it would never get passed R&D, or even MaRo for that matter. they would seriously cripple its capabilities. They make sure the game is balanced, and this isn't. Good luck trying though

Don't be a funsucker. You have the ability.

I hate trying to say funsucker.  Comes out wrong every time. 
/interjection