Terrible movies

Started by Birdbrain, February 06, 2013, 05:32:39 PM

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respawned

Spring break (2012 version)...horrocious movie   

Apathy Reactor

Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on October 06, 2013, 02:20:59 AM
Let me see...  Funny thing is I have a list somewhere, but I'll find it later.  Some off the top of my head right now.

1. Matilda (was too over the top.  If you've seen it, you know what I mean)
2. Disney movie sequels.  (Dear... GOD)
3. The Super Mario Movie (video games shouldn't be movies for various reasons.  This is every single one of those reasons tied together.  It's like TV shows made into movies, or trading card games off of internet spoofs of a TV show made into a movie...  Speaking of which.)
4. Garbage Patch Kids (single worst movie I have ever seen)
5. Baby Geniuses 1 and 2 (second worst movies I have ever seen)
6. Every animated Titanic (go watch them, I dare you)
7. Tooth Fairy 1 and 2 (makes me want to shoot myself)
8. The Last Airbender (Show...Movie...Masterpiece...Piece of .poo.)
9. Avatar (I forgot which movie, but this was an exact replica of that movie.  Plus it is the overtold Moses story)
10. Dr. Seuss movies (Very bad director taking classics and destroying them)
11. Catwoman (A cat just breathed life into a dead girl...  How realistic and not stupid and lazy)
12. James and the Giant Peach (why is this a classic???)
13. It (not scary)
14. Leprechan movies (not scary)
15. Nightmare on Elm Street movies (not scary)
16. Chucky movies (He is a DOLL.  WHY IS THIS SCARING PEOPLE???)
17. Signs (Yet to figure out why this is a highly regarded movie)
18. Son of the Mask (Silly and over the top)

Granted this is just a list of bad movies, there are a lot I left out.
I agree with most all of these.. Except it, scary it may not be, but entertainment it is!

Vampyvyrus

Quote from: respawned on October 06, 2013, 09:25:34 AM
Spring break (2012 version)...horrocious movie   
This! Hated it.

As for The Hobbit...it wasn't that bad. They are splitting it into 3 movies so less will be cut out. This first movie was pretty much all backstory. It fulfilled its purpose and was decent. The next two will be much better.

As for IT, they are talking about remaking it, which would be stepped bc if you've read the book you'll know there's some major potential here.

MuggyWuggy

If there is no Tim Curry

There is no "It"

Mikefrompluto

Quote from: Muggywuggy on October 06, 2013, 12:09:55 PM
If there is no Tim Curry

There is no "It"

Exactly! This man gets it.

Vampyvyrus

Quote from: Muggywuggy on October 06, 2013, 12:09:55 PM
If there is no Tim Curry

There is no "It"
I'm willing to bet they could find a good replacement...not saying they will but they could

MuggyWuggy


Birdbrain

My dad said "carnival women of the quacamole jungle" was the worst movie he'd ever seen, so I'm adding it to the list of movies once I get around to it

BoBTheFriendlyTree

Ill see if I can help out your list

The Abys ( by James Cameron, girl is dead for about 30 minutes and is slapped back to life, also super trippy)
Hobo with a shotgun (name says it all)
Any movie with the words megashark or supercroc in it, unfortunately there are multiple
Raptor planet
Alien v predator requiem
Almost any old horror movie is pretty good for what you are looking
Snakes on a plane
Evil dead maybe the remake

rarehuntertay

Quote from: Quackmaster5 on February 06, 2013, 11:58:19 PM
Any original movie on the SciFy channel. All of those movies have subpar plots and HORRIBLE special effects and no name actors. Just horrible overall.


I disagree. Tin Man was very well done. I can see it as an evolution of Oz. it starred Zooey Deschanel and other semi-famous successful actors.

The Triangle, though not the best, had an interesting plot and starred Catherine Bell.

now, for horrible movies, that new prequel to the wizard of oz ( can't remember the name) was disgustingly horrible. All copies of should be burned in the  {Bonfire of the Damned} along with odd numbered Star Trek movies. And I'm a huge Star Trek fan.

Langku

Quote from: Birdbrain on October 07, 2013, 07:58:01 AM
My dad said "carnival women of the quacamole jungle" was the worst movie he'd ever seen, so I'm adding it to the list of movies once I get around to it

I'm pretty sure it's Amazon Women of the Avacado Jungle. And yeah. It's deliciously bad.

And for worst film I'm going with attack of the clones. Classic case of destroyed expectations. Even rifftrax couldn't make that worth watching.

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rarehuntertay

What the hell did I just watch?

Destore117

Dragon ball evolution (I think that was the one where it wasn't animated)...was an atrocity...
Also twilight...prepared to get blasted for that but hey I truly thought the movies were awful

rarehuntertay

I have never heard in any form of mythology about glittery vampires...
Even Stephen King said that she couldn't write...

Destore117

Quote from: rarehuntertay on October 14, 2013, 05:14:53 AM
I have never heard in any form of mythology about glittery vampires...
Even Stephen King said that she couldn't write...
I'll be honest yes Stephen king is a wonderful writer but...some of his books...and short stories make me question the guy lol