Black lotus feeling

[Quackmaster5]

I just went to a LGS and a guy had a vintage deck with  {Black Lotus} in it. I held it in my hand. I felt so powerful. Lmao. I know I may sound like a loser for it, but it was just funny.

[Fenster]

I would imagine a slight feeling of dissapointment. That it doesnt feed all the hungry people in the world and shoot lasers at the same time!

[Quackmaster5]

Not for sale! Lmao. He had vintage deck that had alternate art for almost all his cards. As he was scanning through, I saw the card and said "is that an actual black lotus or a proxy?" He goes, " a real one." And hands it to me.

[Seth5000]

Not for sale! Lmao. He had vintage deck that had alternate art for almost all his cards. As he was scanning through, I saw the card and said "is that an actual black lotus or a proxy?" He goes, " a real one." And hands it to me.

*tap on shoulder opposite of you* *make a run for it and when clear casually walk and vask in its glory*

[Bozo_Law]

Not for sale! Lmao. He had vintage deck that had alternate art for almost all his cards. As he was scanning through, I saw the card and said "is that an actual black lotus or a proxy?" He goes, " a real one." And hands it to me.

*tap on shoulder opposite of you* *make a run for it and when clear casually walk and vask in its glory*

*bask

But seriously, I've been told by a guy at my LGS to rip a lotus up. I did, thinking it was random jank..

I was a stupid noob.

[Safira008]

Not for sale! Lmao. He had vintage deck that had alternate art for almost all his cards. As he was scanning through, I saw the card and said "is that an actual black lotus or a proxy?" He goes, " a real one." And hands it to me.

*tap on shoulder opposite of you* *make a run for it and when clear casually walk and vask in its glory*

*bask

But seriously, I've been told by a guy at my LGS to rip a lotus up. I did, thinking it was random jank..

I was a stupid noob.

If it was {Blacker Lotus}, you did the right thing, my friend! If not...correct, you were a st00pid n00b

[Bozo_Law]

Not for sale! Lmao. He had vintage deck that had alternate art for almost all his cards. As he was scanning through, I saw the card and said "is that an actual black lotus or a proxy?" He goes, " a real one." And hands it to me.

*tap on shoulder opposite of you* *make a run for it and when clear casually walk and vask in its glory*

*bask

But seriously, I've been told by a guy at my LGS to rip a lotus up. I did, thinking it was random jank..

I was a stupid noob.

If it was {Blacker Lotus}, you did the right thing, my friend! If not...correct, you were a st00pid n00b

It was a real lotus, and it was a thirty year old guy who tod me to do it..

[Safira008]

Not for sale! Lmao. He had vintage deck that had alternate art for almost all his cards. As he was scanning through, I saw the card and said "is that an actual black lotus or a proxy?" He goes, " a real one." And hands it to me.

*tap on shoulder opposite of you* *make a run for it and when clear casually walk and vask in its glory*

*bask

But seriously, I've been told by a guy at my LGS to rip a lotus up. I did, thinking it was random jank..

I was a stupid noob.

If it was {Blacker Lotus}, you did the right thing, my friend! If not...correct, you were a st00pid n00b

It was a real lotus, and it was a thirty year old guy who tod me to do it..

Ya see, I'd find his house, and his MTG collection...tie him up, and burn his wife and do his cards in front of him...or something like that.

[Bozo_Law]

Did you get round house kicked?

Nah yo. I said, he asked me to. As in he literally asked "May you please rip this up for me?"

[Wally]

Did you get round house kicked?

Nah yo. I said, he asked me to. As in he literally asked "May you please rip this up for me?"

_may_ means you don't have to...

[Seth5000]

Did you get round house kicked?

Nah yo. I said, he asked me to. As in he literally asked "May you please rip this up for me?"

I would have said yes then took it and ran lol

[InfinitiveDivinity]

Did you get round house kicked?

Nah yo. I said, he asked me to. As in he literally asked "May you please rip this up for me?"

The keyword there was may, and I'm about 100% positive that your full of it. Come on now. You didn't gain anything by making that up.

[Mlerner12]

Yes. Kill that man brutally and painfully. Make him feel what you felt!

[rarehuntertay]

I have a friend who is a collector and card shop owner. He has 10 sets of power 9 locked away in storage. I had the opportunity in '97 to buy a set for 2500. I said no cause that was a lot of money for a 16 year old kid.

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Not for sale! Lmao. He had vintage deck that had alternate art for almost all his cards. As he was scanning through, I saw the card and said "is that an actual black lotus or a proxy?" He goes, " a real one." And hands it to me.

*tap on shoulder opposite of you* *make a run for it and when clear casually walk and vask in its glory*

*bask

But seriously, I've been told by a guy at my LGS to rip a lotus up. I did, thinking it was random jank..

I was a stupid noob.

If it was {Blacker Lotus}, you did the right thing, my friend! If not...correct, you were a st00pid n00b

It was a real lotus, and it was a thirty year old guy who tod me to do it..

Yeah!, and my pet unicorn from Narnia once .poo. out a {Jace the Mind Sculptor}.