Make your own card!!!

[Kaylesh]

Ominous Atmosphere       {B}{B}{U}
Enchantment

Creatures on the battlefield get -2/+1

"Frail, shaking hands lay upon your weapon of choice, your senses pick up on the mice crawling in the sewers below.  A resounding boom echoes in the distance, and you prepare to make a stand, and yet have not the slightest clue as to how you do such a thing."

Nice flavor text.

[redwolv]

Friends with benefits {G}{G}{W}{W}
Enchantment

At the begining of your upkeep flip a coin. If heads gain 1 life for each creature token you control. If tails at your endstep populate.

"What do you mean the condom broke?!"

[Brawler_1337]

Gotcha. If you change it so he can save himself though all your opponent has to do is kill him twice before the upkeep trigger. Just a thought. He's pretty sweet as is.

I'm just erring on the side of caution. I've heard numerous people complain about {Marchesa, the Black Rose} as a commander and how she is quite hard to kill.

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

Hakar, the Drunken King     {B}{R}{R}{U}{2}
Legendary Creature - Human

At the beginning of each upkeep, randomly select a nonland permanent, then roll a die.  One of the following effects will happen to the selected card.
1: Destroy the selected permanent(s).
2: The selected permanent(s) is industructible until the end of the turn.
3: Selected permanent(s) may not attack, block, or activate abilities until the end of the turn
4: Gain control of the selected permanent(s) until the end of the turn, if it is a creature, it gains haste until the end of the turn.
5: Search the owner(s) of the selected permanent's library for a card of the same name.  Exile that card.
6: Randomly select another target, along with other targets already chosen this turn by Hakar, the Drunken King, and reroll the die.

"Where did all alcohol dissapear to?!  Fetch me more, servants!  I have kingly duties to attend to."
              ~Makar
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[Kaylesh]

Hakar, the Drunken King     {B}{R}{R}{U}{2}
Legendary Creature - Human

At the beginning of each upkeep, randomly select a nonland permanent, then roll a die.  One of the following effects will happen to the selected card.
1: Destroy the selected permanent(s).
2: The selected permanent(s) is industructible until the end of the turn.
3: Selected permanent(s) may not attack, block, or activate abilities until the end of the turn
4: Gain control of the selected permanent(s) until the end of the turn, if it is a creature, it gains haste until the end of the turn.
5: Search the owner(s) of the selected permanent's library for a card of the same name.  Exile that card.
6: Randomly select another target, along with other targets already chosen this turn by Hakar, the Drunken King, and reroll the die.

"Where did all alcohol dissapear to?!  Fetch me more servants!  I have kingly duties to attend to."
              ~Makar
[3/6]

Unglued commander!!

[Splicer]

A box
{1}

{1}:Open this Box(flip it over)
"I wonder what's in it?"
Flipped side

An open box

{1}: Close this box(flip it over)
"Oh"

[theravenseye]

The Guy {2}{R}{B}
Legendary Creature - Human Beast

Intimidate, deathtouch

When The Guy enters the battlefield, return up to three target creature cards from a graveyard. Those creatures gain haste until end of turn. Exile them at the beginning of the next endstep.

{3}:The Guy is indestructible and gains hexproof until end of turn.

"His eyes, glowing red... I remember him. It is true... he has returned from his slumber, The Vengeful One... The Dark Messiah".
                    —Sergeant Hakar, Infantry Leader


#Immortalized

[theravenseye]

Bump

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

Selfless Offering   {W}{W}{1}
Sorcery
Each player chooses any number of creatures they control.
Player(s) gain life equal to the total toughness of their chosen creatures.
Sacrifice chosen creatures.
"Undying loyalty, to the enigmatic deity."

[Splicer]

A barrel
{1}

{1}: Open the barrel(turn it face down)


EEEVVVIIIIILLLLL!!!!

Sacrifice CARDNAME: Exile all permanents, hands, graveyards, and librarys. Each player chooses a black card from outside the game and gives it to their opponent. Then the game ends with the winner being the player who gave the most expensive card to their opponent.

"Barrels!"
-PEWDIEPIE

[redwolv]

Thanks for the inspiration splicer.

Barrel   {0}

Artifact

{8} Tap: place a "monkeying" counter on barrel.

When a monkeying counter is placed on barrel flip it.


Backside

Barrel Of Monkeys

Arifact

At the begining of your upkeep place an "around" counter on this card then place X 1/1 green monkeys onto the battlefield equal to the number of "monkeying" counters times "around " counters.

[Splicer]

Nice. Time for some Un-Cards!(well, more un-cards)

Fire Exit
{2}{R}


Flip a coin. If heads, deal 6 damage to each creature your opponents control. If tails, deal 6 damage to each creature you control. If a creature you control dies this way, it gives you an accusing look.

"But I could have sworn the fire wasn't on that side..."

[Brawler_1337]

Un-cards? My time to shine.

Bigger is Better {5}{G}{G}{G}

Sorcery

Choose one—

• You may choose a creature card with power 7 or greater you own from outside of the game, reveal that card, and put it into your hand.

• You may choose an oversized creature card you own from outside of the game and put that card onto the battlefield.

[Splicer]

First day of school
Enchantment
{W}{U}{R}
When this card enters the battlefield, tap all creatures.
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, tap it.
Creatures don't untap during their controller's untap step.
When this card has been in play for 180 turns, sacrifice it.

[Popper23345]

Chaos Swap {6}{R}{R}{R}
Instant

Exile all permanents.  You and target opponent switch life totals and decks and you each put into play all cards exiled from opponents board state