Make your own card!!!

[Bozo_Law]

Banner Burning
{3}{R}
Destroy target emblem

That card wouldn't work because you can't target something in the command zone. That would be like in a game of EDH you trying to  {Doom Blade} soneone's general that hasn't been played. Don't meean to kill your idea.

[Malleo]

Banner Burning
{3}{R}
Destroy target emblem

That card wouldn't work because you can't target something in the command zone. That would be like in a game of EDH you trying to  {Doom Blade} soneone's general that hasn't been played. Don't meean to kill your idea.

They apparently can't be destroyed either

[Trunksthemighty]

Sacrifice to the Gods
Enchantment
{1}{B}{B}{W}{W}
As and additional cost to play Sacrifice to the Gods, pay X amount of life and put X blood counters on Sacrifice to the Gods. At the beginning of your upkeep you gain X life, where X is the amount of blood counters on Sacrifice to the Gods, and each opponent loses X life, where X is half of the amount of blood counters on Sacrifice to the Gods rounded down.

[Spikepit]

Sacrifice to the Gods
Enchantment
{1}{B}{B}{W}{W}
As and additional cost to play Sacrifice to the Gods, pay X amount of life and put X blood counters on Sacrifice to the Gods. At the beginning of your upkeep you gain X life, where X is the amount of blood counters on Sacrifice to the Gods, and each opponent loses X life, where X is half of the amount of blood counters on Sacrifice to the Gods rounded down.

Love it.

Print it! I'll pay it.

Oh Orzhov, I love you!

[Spikepit]

Return From Hiatus
{6}{W}{W}{U}{U}
Enchantment

At the beginning of your End Step, if you have 0 life, 10 or more Poison Counters and/or no cards in your library, you gain 5 life, remove all but 7 poison counters and/or put 5 cards at random from your graveyard into your library. Exile Return From Hiatus.

"Ok, Im back! What'd I miss?!"
-Spikepit


(Haha,just a bit of fun, not meant to be serious)

[Birdbrain]

{U}{U}{R}{R}
Radical visionary

Creature-human wizard

Every time you discard a card, you may exile an instant or sorcery from your graveyard whose converted mana cost is equal to or less than the discarded card. If you do, put a copy of the exiled card on the stack without paying its mana cost.

Whenever you play a creature, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
2/2

[toastani]

{1}{G}
Bong Rip
Instant

Tap target creature. that creature doesn't untap during its next untap phase.

"*cough cough* Give me that glass of water, dude!!"

[Kaleo42]

Everflame Hatchling {R}{R}
Haste, Flying
When Everflame Hatchling dies, exile it instead. Then return it to the battlefield under it's owner's control at the beginning of that player's next upkeep.
At the beginning of the end step sacrifice Everflame Hatchling, it deals 2 damage to you.
2/1

Part of a red archetype from my set. The Everflame cards never really die and are very over powered, however they tend to deal damage to their controller and some kill themselves.

[Spikepit]

Ice Cream Headache {X}{W}{U}
Instant

Put X cards from the top of your library into your graveyard and you gain X life, where X is the amount of cards removed this way.


(Yep, I just ate ice cream...)

[Birdbrain]

The last card like this ill create for a while. The deck dump is getting old

{R}{R}{1}

Radical thought

Discard cards off the top of your deck untill you discard a instant or sorcery. You may play that card without paying its mana cost. Exile it after it resolves.

For each card discarded this way, add {R} to your mana pool.

[toastani]

Toe Stub {1}{B}{B}
Instant

Tap target permanent. Its controller loses one life.

House Fire
3{R}

Destroy target land. If a creature was played this turn using mana generated from target land, destroy it.

[G33kL0rd]

Speedshackles {1}
Equipped creature has haste.
Equip {0}
Basically {Lightning Greaves} except it doesn't stop you from equipping other stuff which is my reason for hating Greaves.

[Birdbrain]

{U}{1}

Odd memories
Enchantment

Creatures in your deck are considered tapped

Play the card with {oak street innkeeper} and {mwonvuli beast tracker}

[Malleo]

{U}{1}

Odd memories
Enchantment

Creatures in your deck are considered tapped

Play the card with {oak street innkeeper} and {mwonvuli beast tracker}

But remember, in your deck they are only creature cards

[Birdbrain]

{U}{1}

Odd memories
Enchantment

Creatures in your deck are considered tapped

Play the card with {oak street innkeeper} and {mwonvuli beast tracker}

But remember, in your deck they are only creature cards

Ah. So this one would be very confusing rules wise then?