Nicknames for Cards (NSFW)

[NillaWafers]

This made me sad:

{Oran-Rief, the Host Club}

It makes me sad that I get the reference. 

Hahahaha!!! You dork! <3
Now you must suffer with me!

[BlackJester]

This made me sad:

{Oran-Rief, the Host Club}

It makes me sad that I get the reference. 

Hahahaha!!! You dork! <3
Now you must suffer with me!

At least I can say I've only ever seen, like two episodes.   

[NillaWafers]

At least I can say I've only ever seen, like two episodes.   

Touché. I out-dork you. But then again... I out-dork most people sadly enough.

On a different note:

{Lawnmower Elves} has been reduced to sound effects.

[Runyoko]

My group of friends have always called Jace the Mind Sculptor - Jace the CENSORED Sculptor... Given we were all high when someone screamed it and we were getting CENSORED by him at the time the name kinda stuck.

[1337m00nm4n]

Some1 already said this I think, but I say {consecrated sphinx} is either constipated sphinx or jaces doggie. Ulamog is moggy, and kozilek is homicidal butcher. Llanowar elves are human forests, I'm not even gonna say what I call bitterheart witch... Garruk is Tarzan, and ball lightning is mister balls. Sorin is mister emo (ever thought it was his own blood he was wiping off that blade?!) and tree of redemption is the life bank.

[NillaWafers]

Omg Tarzan roflcopter.

[#noided]

{Battlewand Oak} is Mike Mangini for obvious reason

[BlackJester]

I don't know if this has already been said, and I don't care to look back.
{Angel's Feather}, {Kraken's Eye}, {Demon's Horn}, {Dragon's Claw}, {Wurm's Tooth} (and {Golem's Heart} I suppose) = Lucky Charms!  🍀

[cltrn81]

I don't know if this has already been said, and I don't care to look back.
{Angel's Feather}, {Kraken's Eye}, {Demon's Horn}, {Dragon's Claw}, {Wurm's Tooth} (and {Golem's Heart} I suppose) = Lucky Charms!  🍀

They're always tryin to get me lucky charms.

[Spikepit]

Just remembered another from my youth, {Collosus of Sardia} = Collosal Sardines.

[Spikepit]

When I started playing, the was a girl at my school call Alanah Moore which is what {Llanowar Elves} turned into ... and she got called Elves.

I don't think us scared little nerds ever told the pretty girl why, either.

[PortRouge]

ageless entity = the precious

[Quackmaster5]

Progenitus with my friends is "the legendary multi beast of AHHHHHHH...."

[TBNL]

{Lorthos, the Tidemaker= Mentos, the Bubblemaker
{Human Token} from DKA = Brad Pitt

[loop-s-pool]

{Lorthos, the Tidemaker= Mentos, the Bubblemaker
{Human Token} from DKA = Brad Pitt

Prophylaxis calls it army of himself .