Nicknames for Cards (NSFW)

[G33kL0rd]

I could post a ton of horrible nicknames for {Armada Wurm} right now, but I think I'd rather leave it to your imagination.

Honestly, could this thing possibly look any more phallic?

Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that lol

What token should we "populate" with?  Why of course the penis. (;

[Fishsticks123]

{Hunted Troll}=Kuberr

He who should not be named.

Have we caught that bitch yet?

[Double-O-Scotch]

Let's not forget the whole family of Tim's!
{witch hunter} = white tim.
{prodigal sorcerer} = blue tim.
{prodigal pyromancer} = red tim.
{arcane teachings} = timify.

[prayos]

{Vampire Nighthawk} = Batman

[KulrathKnight]

Scars dualies ({Seachrome Coast}, {Darkslick Shores}, etc) are heartlands. They ETB tapped unless you control less than three other lands.

[darkarts981]

{Arbor Elf} is now forever going to be {Trevor Lewis}. Look at the "Random Letters" thread in General Discussion to understand.

[Rass]

{Vampire Nighthawk} = Batman

He looks more like a Spider-Man to me. He's missing the cape to be batman

[Silent1236]

As per what Sorin Markov had posted in general, {Armada Wurm} is definitely the {Penis Wurm}

[Coffee Vampire]

Everyone at my lgs calls it dick wurm. Seems to flow better than penis wurm. I can't believe I am talking about what word for penis flows better. Bye.

[AgrusKos]

{Penis Wurm} + {Sol Ring}= If you know what I mean

[darkarts981]

{Penis Wurm} + {Sol Ring}= If you know what I mean

Well, even in the game, {Penis Wurm} + {Sol Ring} gets Penis Wurm to come out faster......

[Silent1236]

Everyone at my lgs calls it dick wurm. Seems to flow better than penis wurm. I can't believe I am talking about what word for penis flows better. Bye.

That is odd, but I can't disagree.

[Quackmaster5]

{Penis Wurm} + {Sol Ring}= If you know what I mean

Well, even in the game, {Penis Wurm} + {Sol Ring} gets Penis Wurm to come out faster......

{penis wurm} + {teeth} aka {corpsejack menace} as per Black Jester===

====>  +  {{}}  = 😱😲

[Mikefrompluto]

{Penis Wurm} + {Sol Ring}= If you know what I mean

Well, even in the game, {Penis Wurm} + {Sol Ring} gets Penis Wurm to come out faster......

{penis wurm} + {teeth} aka {corpsejack menace} as per Black Jester===

====>  +  {}  = 😱😲

Ha! {Teeth} totally can apply to {corpsejack menace}. One of the worst and best mlbies ive ever seen. 

[whitedrake]

Have no idea if someone already mentioned Forsáž (Afterburner in english)... for {Force of Will}