FLAVOR TEXT!!!

[BadLuckIrish]

Post all of your favorite flavor text card! And until the censor goes away post its flavor text so people can read it.

Mine would have to be {Cannon Foddler}
Step 1: Find your cousin
Step 2: Put your cousin in the cannon
Step 3: Find another cousin

[Validan]

Lol I think there's a thread for this already

[BadLuckIrish]

Well i couldnt find one so i started one D:<

[BlackJester]

Well i couldnt find one so i started one D:<

No worries. With over 10,000 posts, there's bound to be repetitions.

[InfinitiveDivinity]

{Jwari Shapeshifter} î,,

[BlackJester]

{Jwari Shapeshifter} î,,

I like it. Reminds me of Björk's "Army of Me". 🎤

[cltrn81]

Have to type out the flavor text now....due to WotC censorship.

[BadLuckIrish]

Have to type out the flavor text now....due to WotC censorship.

"The best expidition would be an entire team of me!" not all cards are censored for me

[BlackJester]

Have to type out the flavor text now....due to WotC censorship.

It's more of a preemptive self-censoring.  Like the whole SOPA issue.

[Harmon1c]

{Raging Goblin}

"He raged at the world, at his family, at his life, but mostly he just raged."

[Mentonin]

"When nature calls, run" by {primeval Titan}

[Chaosquirrel]

{goblin Gardener}
"Years of trying have gotten them no closer to growing a sausage tree."

[cltrn81]

{goblin Gardener}
"Years of trying have gotten them no closer to growing a sausage tree."

My attempts have also failed