BlackJester takes on all comers!

[BlackJester]

UU draw
Place swamp
Tap two swamps
Place {solemn simulacrum} grab a mountain
Pay 2 life tap mountain for {phyrexian metamorph} on {spellskite}

Pass
13/3

Hold up, the mountain came in tapped. You couldn't have cast the Metamorph.
Nvm. Didn't see the previous mountain.

[BlackJester]

Taking 4 to 16

UUD

Play coast tapped.
Equip a Pridemage w/ sword
Swing for 7/7.

Go
16/3

[Brandalog]

Solemn blocks. Any responses before I go?

[BlackJester]

No. Go ahead.

[Brandalog]

Draw from solemn dying
UUdraw
Tap one mountain for {priest of urabrask}.
Response?

[BlackJester]

Not much I can do.

Go on.

[Brandalog]

Add three red. He dies
Tap swamp, island and use one floating red. Cast {havengul lich}.
Response?
(sorry, kinda important to know)

[BlackJester]

I think you've got me.

Curse you and your Spellskites! 😝

[BlackJester]

So?  How'm I kicking the bucket?  Bonfire of glory?

[Brandalog]

Use on red floating for target on priest in graveyard, use last red floating to cast him.

I'll do this 700 times.
Use two red out of the 700
And tap island to cast {forbidden alchemy}.
Toss {wurmcoil engine}, another alchemy, and a spellskite in the GY.
Tap swamp and one red floating (have 697 left) to play another heartless.
Use one red floating to target solemn in GY. He comes back, get swamp. He dies. I draw. I'll do this until I get my devils play.

GG?

[BlackJester]

Devil's play to the dome.

I die. 💀

GG

My build is too slow, I think. I need more spot removal.

[Brandalog]

I liked it, I was just lucky with some chump blocks and spellskites or I'd be screwed.

And some spot removal would be good, o-ring or path to exile maybe? Maybe even {swords to plowshare}.

[BlackJester]

Well, it is for FFA, so I have a lot of sweeps. I'd have been in a better position if I could have taken out your Summoning with a Pridemage, but i didn't have any critters coming up.

[Brandalog]

That kinda stinks!
The whole game I was explaining everythin I was doing to my girlfriend (who doesn't know much about the game). That last part was so difficult to explain x)

[BlackJester]

XD

"Honey, why are you playing cards with you phone?"

I dunno, I thought the Heartless Lich Priest combo was fairly straightforward.