Oh yes, there will be cake...

[Rass]

In portal 2, there's a turret you can save from redemption that will tell you "don't make lemonade!" And I just loved that reference. But these games are quote mania.

That's the mlearner I know

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Indeed.
My favorite turrets are the ones that you can pick up when they're flying through the air because they fail and shout things like "oh, this is just PERFECT!" And "You can't fire me I quiiiiit!"

[Wingnut]

This game is on the edge of the best game I have played. It is without a doubt the funniest (just squeeking out over boarderlands).  Though I can't think of any qoutes as it was about a year ago I played it, if anyone's on the fence about this game, pull the trigger.

[Apathy Reactor]

The lemons...

[Hunteroffire9]

Honestly some of my most favorite quotes are of the Fact Sphere. (Keep in mind most of these are from the top of my head and may not be too accurate):
"The car brake wasn't invented until 1917 and thus the had to be a driver in the car at all times, driving in circles until the passenger had finished their errands."
"Before the Wright brothers invented the airplane in 1901, anyone who wanted to fly anywhere had to swallow 7 pounds of helium."
"In some point in their lives, 1 in 6 children will be kidnapped by the Dutch."
"The main ingredient of Ancient Roman toothpaste was urine. This was only used until the early late 18th century."
"Marie Curie invented: the theory of radioactivity, discovery of radioactivity and dying of radioactivity."
"In Victorian England commoners were not aloud to look the queen in the eye due to common belief that peasants could read thoughts. Today, it is known that only 18.23% of peasants can read minds."
"In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclaimation, this freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, he did this sleepwalking and had no memory of the event later."
"William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1596 by Francis Bacon who used a ouiji board to enslave playwriting ghosts."
"To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror."
"Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the common breakfast was whole eggs, still in the shell, or scrambled rocks."

So yeah...

Hilarious! I played the game in one sitting so forgot all the quotes and what not.