King of the Hill

[Popper23345]

As a I was taking a stroll, I saw lightning striking on top of a hill, I walked over to see two charred, twitching bodies and LinkCelestrial laughing maniacally. I walk up, stuff a sock into links mouth, causing him to choke and thus, fall down the hill, and as in sweeping up the ashes of the two smited bodies, I say

My hill

[LinkCelestrial]

As a I was taking a stroll, I saw lightning striking on top of a hill, I walked over to see two charred, twitching bodies and LinkCelestrial laughing maniacally. I walk up, stuff a sock into links mouth, causing him to choke and thus, fall down the hill, and as in sweeping up the ashes of the two smited bodies, I say

My hill

As I lay dying, chocking on a sock, I realize that I can remove the sock from my throat. I do so and come for revenge, spraying you down with silly string and forcing your retreat.

My hill.

[Popper23345]

As I lay dying, chocking on a sock, I realize that I can remove the sock from my throat. I do so and come for revenge, spraying you down with silly string and forcing your retreat.

My hill.
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When i woke up from falling down he hill, I realized that I was plastered at the bottom of the hill by silly string. Luckily, I always carry my Swiss Army knife, and was able to break through the sticky residue.  Once free, I charged up the mountain with {messenger speed} (that's fast and tomahawked you with my Army knife

My hill

[darkarts981]

When i woke up from falling down he hill, I realized that I was plastered at the bottom of the hill by silly string. Luckily, I always carry my Swiss Army knife, and was able to break through the sticky residue.  Once free, I charged up the mountain with {messenger speed} (that's fast and tomahawked you with my Army knife

My hill

I am taking a pleasant stroll by the hill, when I see you running with {Messanger Speed}. I suspect magic, so I {Disenchant} the area to slow you down, then, while you are in {Shock} from suddenly being slow, I use my {Doom Blade} to knock you unconscious.

My hill.

[Popper23345]

After I stopped running at neck-break speeds, I was swung at by a {doom blade}.  However , since I am associated with both {G} and {B} mana, it had no affect.  In return for that ever so satisfying kill-attempt, I use a {heroes downfall} on you
My hill