I got a thought

[Sparkle Ninja]

Mono red Chaos Deck with {Fumiko the Lowblood} as the commander.

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Go home, your drunk...but seriously, this seems hilarious. You MUST put {Whims of the Fates} in this deck if you make it!

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Use {Chaos Lord} and {Goblin Game}