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Started by Birdbrain, October 27, 2013, 04:55:21 PM

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Birdbrain

What do you call a someone who fixes doors?

Mlerner12

Quote from: Birdbrain on October 27, 2013, 04:55:21 PM
What do you call a someone who fixes doors?
A door fixer.

Birdbrain


Apathy Reactor

Want to hear a potassium joke?

abstractApathist



Mlerner12

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says " hey! We don't serve noble chemicals here!" Argon doesn't react.

Apathy Reactor

Told a chemistry joke...

There was no reaction...

Mlerner12

Quote from: IceScythe on October 28, 2013, 07:38:20 AM
Told a chemistry joke...

There was no reaction...
That's because all the good ones argon and yours was kinda boron.

Anoobass

Little Johny took a drink, but he will drink no more.  For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.