Making my Girlfriend a deck

[Wingnut]

I have a cat deck that I put together for my daughter that isn't super but it sucks playing against. It's basically a bunch of chump cats, combined with a play set of  {Ethereal Armor} and a bunch of  {Pacifism},  {Arrest},  {Oblivion Ring}. Doesn't work the greatest, but it's coming along.

[Pirate John]

The girl I'm after steals my black-white newt deck and makes me play reanimator Q.Q